Regardless of the outcome, I'm afraid my laughter from this thread may generate enough heat to melt my igloo
There's another variable that doesn't seem to have been mentioned: if the security guard is already in the states then why doesn't he just do the orders for the Poles? Seems quite generous to help some highschoolers who are eager to enter the business world!
See, your mistake is you're looking for rationality...you're looking for logic...you're looking for something that even vaguely makes sense.
That's where you went wrong...this thread exists to do just what it has done for you...make you laugh. Over the past couple of days I have laughed so much it hurts. Just sit back, ask your perfectly reasonable questions...and then wait for the response...