There are several red flags in this thread that make it (at best) difficult to accept and believe at face value.
Standard operating procedure in Apple culture, the user is always wrong.
While I agree that some complaint threads can be so incoherent that they lack credibility, to me the OP reads as intelligent, sincere, articulate, reasonable, sufficiently detailed and with no obvious agenda other than getting what he paid for.
Even if we were to discount this thread, there are so many others like it that any reasonable person would conclude there is a problem that needs addressing.
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Well, it certainly didn't help you and your agenda anyway.
Yes, and my agenda is that Mac users might try to stick together and help other fellow Mac users who are having a crisis. To me, this is done most effectively by addressing such issues at their source, so that such problems can be prevented, instead of responded to after the fact.
I realize that you are sincerely trying to be helpful too, I just think you don't understand the big picture well enough to do so effectively. If you are in your twenties, then it's entirely reasonable that you not understand some of these things, as none of us are born knowing everything.
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Steve Jobs strove for perfection in design and execution of Apple's products. However, never during his tenure do I recall that Apple achieved a zero defect rate.
We all agree that a zero defect rate is impossible. Where we don't agree is that most posters seem not to get that a zero defect rate can still be pursued with great enthusiasm nonetheless. And, a more fair and respectful manner of responding to the defects that do occur can easily be implemented.
The key is for the company to adopt a reasonable policy for repair and return.
Yes, agreed. As a start, I've proposed a no questions asked replacement policy for 90 days, or maybe the entire one year warranty.
Please observe the complete lack of interest in a proposal that would have solved the OP's problems, and so many others like it.
The point is that Apple already does a very good job of customer service compared to other vendors.
No, that's not the point.
The point is the existence of a significant number of unhappy customers who have been treated unfairly, an established pattern which damages both the customer and Apple's brand. However many people that may be, whatever the percentage is, no matter what other companies do or don't do, the point is to try and FIX IT.
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Why does the original commenter's anecdote get to be the gospel truth and a symptom of Apple's decline whereas other people's positive Applecare experiences are "unhelpful anecdotes"?
Other people's positive experiences, which are obviously the majority experience, are not helpful for one simple reason.
Please read this carefully...
Positive experience reports don't help the people who are having bad experiences.
Often such reports are used to state or imply that those reporting negative experiences must be some kind delusional inexperienced pathetic whiner perfectionist. As you can see, I'm fed up with reading such things, and am pushing back.