MacAztec said:Well, heres the background on my girlfriend. her family is wealthy, very wealthy. she isn't spoiled, she has nice things, but isnt spoiled. she doesnt wear much jewlery (ever), dresses in normal things (jeans/sweatshirt), etc.
she doesnt want a guy to get her jewelery, because
A) She doesnt wear it
B) its kinda corny
C) if she wanted nice jewlery, she would have it
she likes comedy, loves a good laugh. you think Billy Crystal is a beter choice?
Abstract said:What the heck does 98% of the post have to do with what type of standup someone would like? Your posts sound like someone elses I know. You also started a girlfriend-Christmas-present thread already.....
"Okay, I have a girlfriend, and she's really hot and wealthy. She's a nympho, and loves to pleasure me. She also happens to drive a Range Rover, the most awesomest car in the entire world. She likes watching me play (American) football, but loves watching me flex and scratch my ass. She says it's a turn-on. Do you think she would appreciate post-impressionist art from the late 1800s?"
D'oh!
thedude110 said:Analogies. Choose the one answer that best fits the given analogy.
1.) Carlos Mencia is to Dave Chappelle as
A.) Coldplay is to Radiohead.
B.) Oprah Winfrey's Reading List is to Education.
C.) Vista is to OS X.
D.) All of the above.