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Duff-Man said:
Duff-man says...I think "tongue" must be one of the most frequently incorrectly spelled words...it's like people know there is a "u" in there somewhere but think - I don't pronounce it "tung-yoo" or "tun-gwoo" so it can't be after the "g" hehehe.....oh yeah!
Wierd. This brought back a vivid memory of me seeing the word "tongue" in print for the first time in kindergarten and reading it out loud as "ton-goo". The teacher corrected me, of course, but it's strange that of all things I remember that so clearly. It was 31 years ago.
 
MongoTheGeek said:
What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
Bad elephant jokes, gotta love 'em.

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhinoceros?

Elephino.
 
t3h n3wz said:
The cat, named Five Toes, was born with two tongues and five toes on each paw.

I'm really frigging irritated that they didn't photograph the tongues on the cat's paws. That's much freakier than having two tongues in your mouth, where they belong.
 
kalisphoenix said:
I'm really frigging irritated that they didn't photograph the tongues on the cat's paws. That's much freakier than having two tongues in your mouth, where they belong.
Literally LOL!

Thanks... cheered me right up!
 
MongoTheGeek said:
Thats what I was trying to say. A 2 headed cat is likely to be a variation on siamese twinning.

The multiple tongues/extra toes is a sign of a genetic aberration. Although the 6 legged toads were due to a parasitic infection and were of a more mechanical nature.

Oh I see! <slaps forehead> :eek: Thanks.
 
It is a good thing cats cannot speak ... can you imagine how terribly tongue-tied that one would be? Here's wishing the cat a good life.
 
A Cat With 2 Tounges

Well, at least it won't have any trouble licking it's bum and other extremities at the same time.
 
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