I was reading an ebook while overseeing homework time at the kitchen table. That crazy alert kept popping up and obscuring my book. I am so glad this didn't happen while I was driving and relying on the maps. Or trying to catch a rare bug or fish in Animal Crossing Pocket Camp.
I checked and I had turned off my CNN alerts months ago because they would just get repeated by Apple News anyway. I don't have Fox News on Apple News so I didn't get the Fox alert bug. At any rate this seems to be an Apple News bug.
Whoever's fault this is, I would like to slap the person in charge upside the head with a dead tuna for causing me much aggravation at a good part of the book. If that is Hairforce One, so be it. I will mess up his hair!