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Commies!

*adds entire population of MacRumors to hit-list*

**thinks about it**

***removes self, katie ta achoo***




Comrades dmw007, tanglewood... you guys have a lot of work ahead of you. I'm a nice guy so I'll let you decide which of the two of you gets to be last on the list. *attaches silencer to makarov* ;) :cool:
 
Kingsly said:
*adds entire population of MacRumors to hit-list*

**thinks about it**

***removes self, katie ta achoo***




Comrades dmw007, tanglewood... you guys have a lot of work ahead of you. I'm a nice guy so I'll let you decide which of the two of you gets to be last on the list. *attaches silencer to makarov* ;) :cool:
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Come now, in this time of capitalist onslaught, we need to promote peace and harmony within our ranks...otherwise our very system is prone to collapse! :eek: ;)
 
Sorry I've been vacationing with Trotsky in Mexico.


Yes maybe if we institute some reforms like glasnost and perestroika we'll be able to keep our way of life from collapsing.
 
Tanglewood said:
Sorry I've been vacationing with Trotsky in Mexico.


Yes maybe if we institute some reforms like glasnost and perestroika we'll be able to keep our way of life from collapsing.
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dmw007 said:
Sounds like a plan, perhaps our glorious system can be saved after all. ;) :D :)
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Uhh... yeah... sounds like an excellent plan! :)

*tries to act natural*



*loads everything valuable to me on my private KGB jet and plots quick getaway*
 
It has been reported by undercover agents that certain individuals have been engaging in capitalism :eek: in a mysterious area called the "MacRumors Marketplace". It's been operating under the radar, but now that word has leaked out that people are trying to make profits by making others pay for goods, the authorities are sure to investigate. Something will have to be done very soon or else this free-market thinking may infect the whole website and, before we know it, we'll end up with a Buyer's Guide, a Shop page, free and open discussions, and other results of western thinking that we must avoid. :eek:
 
Doctor Q said:
It has been reported by undercover agents that certain individuals have been engaging in capitalism :eek: in a mysterious area called the "MacRumors Marketplace". It's been operating under the radar, but now that word has leaked out that people are trying to make profits by making others pay for goods, the authorities are sure to investigate. Something will have to be done very soon or else this free-market thinking may infect the whole website and, before we know it, we'll end up with a Buyer's Guide, a Shop page, free and open discussions, and other results of western thinking that we must avoid. :eek:
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Unbelievable! I have also heard rumors that there is a site out there which allows people to engage in such capitalist behavior as well - "iBay" or "uBay" or something along those lines... disgusting... :mad:
 
Doctor Q said:
It has been reported by undercover agents that certain individuals have been engaging in capitalism :eek: in a mysterious area called the "MacRumors Marketplace". It's been operating under the radar, but now that word has leaked out that people are trying to make profits by making others pay for goods, the authorities are sure to investigate. Something will have to be done very soon or else this free-market thinking may infect the whole website and, before we know it, we'll end up with a Buyer's Guide, a Shop page, free and open discussions, and other results of western thinking that we must avoid. :eek:
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~Shard~ said:
Unbelievable! I have also heard rumors that there is a site out there which allows people to engage in such capitalist behavior as well - "iBay" or "uBay" or something along those lines... disgusting... :mad:
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Those capitalist pigs, they will ruin us all! :eek: :mad: ;) :D
 
dmw007 said:
Those capitalist pigs, they will ruin us all! :eek: :mad: ;) :D
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Nope, the rest of the world will experiment with spices and cooking methods -- because people do taste like pigs after all.

And the capitalist pigs are just grown on a dirtier less sanitary farm than the rest.
 
Doctor Q said:
It has been reported by undercover agents that certain individuals have been engaging in capitalism :eek: in a mysterious area called the "MacRumors Marketplace". It's been operating under the radar, but now that word has leaked out that people are trying to make profits by making others pay for goods, the authorities are sure to investigate. Something will have to be done very soon or else this free-market thinking may infect the whole website and, before we know it, we'll end up with a Buyer's Guide, a Shop page, free and open discussions, and other results of western thinking that we must avoid. :eek:
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:eek: Thats awful! :eek:

*senses imminent collapse of our glorious system*

**opens private browsing, checks out this mysterious "marketplace"**
 
I think the commies are all gone :( they've all been engulfed by capitalism!! :eek:

*mounts llama and leads the force to knock some commie sense back into them*
*realizes he is the only one leading the "force"*....

:eek:
 
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