Sorry, Comrade Kingsly, I was off on a top secret mission that will bring much glory to Mother Russia.
Did it involve Vodka?
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Did it involve Vodka?
Sorry, Comrade Kingsly, I was off on a top secret mission that will bring much glory to Mother Russia.
Its okay. *bumps to bottom of Hit-list*
Thank you comrade. We'll use our best raven to snare their angeles in a honey trap. If they make it through the wet affair comrade ~Shard~ will be getting some new guests.
Thank you comrade. We'll use our best raven to snare their angeles in a honey trap. If they make it through the wet affair comrade ~Shard~ will be getting some new guests.
If you require assistance, I hear Comrade Mad Jew is very skilled in wet affairs.
If you require assistance, I hear Comrade Mad Jew is very skilled in wet affairs.
He tends to pinch prematurely, though. I suggest you find another agent.
Does this imply that he is not being a true communist and sharing his talent with all of us equally?
Did it involve Vodka?
Maybe...
Thank you Comrade Kingsly, you are most kind.
With all this talk of hit lists and stuff, it might be a good opportunity to say I accept my place as just a lowly worker who is only too happy to toe the party line and be an anonymous cog in the state machinery. I'm not one to get ideas above my station, me.
That is all, comrades.
That is all, comrades.
With all this talk of hit lists and stuff, it might be a good opportunity to say I accept my place as just a lowly worker who is only too happy to toe the party line and be an anonymous cog in the state machinery. I'm not one to get ideas above my station, me.
That is all, comrades.
Ah, Comrade Jaffa Cake, you are indeed a wise man and a great part of our glorious system.
There's room in the Gulag for him if need be...
I am sending him to you for some "re-education," though in the interest of the lives of yourself and your men, as well as the security of the Gulag, I am assigning a squad of Spetznaz troops to reinforce the gulag's security for the duration of mad jew's stay.
It's not that I don't have faith in your own security (actually, I don't), Its just that containing Russia's finest love machine is a dangerous and difficult task... and I know none of us want a repeat of the St. Petersburg "incident".
Or chernobyl. Remember what happened when we tried to use him as a fuel?
I am sending him to you for some "re-education," though in the interest of the lives of yourself and your men, as well as the security of the Gulag, I am assigning a squad of Spetznaz troops to reinforce the gulag's security for the duration of mad jew's stay.
It's not that I don't have faith in your own security (actually, I don't), Its just that containing Russia's finest love machine is a dangerous and difficult task... and I know none of us want a repeat of the St. Petersburg "incident".
Or chernobyl. Remember what happened when we tried to use him as a fuel?
I can see you've put a great deal of thought into this - very impressive. Carry on....
I can see you've put a great deal of thought into this - very impressive. Carry on....
Well, you know, KGB directors don't get to that position by just strong-arming anybody who stands in thier way.
We just tend to strong arm people in general.
I don't like this gulag talk. I don't like it one bit.
*Avoids sulking for fear of more punishment*
*Avoids sulking for fear of more punishment*
Gulag:
A spicy dish, originally from Hungary, usually made of beef, onions, red peppers, and paprika powder. Its name comes from Hungarian gulyás, the word for a stockman or herdsman.
Or something like that.
Way to go Comrade mad jew! Bringing more minions into our glorious revolution!
*removes mad jew from hit-list once, bumps second instance to bottom*
I can't believe I missed the Commie movement....
*Walks off holding red flag*
Ah, it is never to late to join our glorious revolution 2nyRiggz.
Bless
For his efforts, we should build a statue to commemorate his works , and place it somewhere in Siberia
For his efforts, we should build a statue to commemorate his works , and place it somewhere in Siberia
You mean we should have some sort of glorious erection in honour of MJ?
EDIT: Nevermind. I wasn't being very nice.
Thanks for removing that comment so no one had to report it. As you know we're doing this all in the spirit of fun and camaraderie and are not serious. Tomorrow is Remembrance Day here in Canada, so I know where you're coming from with your (now deleted) comment, but as I said, we're just having fun, so thanks fore realizing that and not taking things too seriously.