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I wonder if it is odd that aside from *Have a nice day* I really don`t use any of these sayings. As someone pointed out *I could care less* would bug me because they mean *could NOT care less* I see it wrong quite often.
 
I hate it when people start off a sentence, complaint, rant, etc. with "no offense." If you have to say that, you obviously know you're about to offend someone, so either don't say it or don't be surprised when whoever you're talking to lashes back.
 
Typo. Apologies.

Sometimes, my computer prompts me and corrects some errors; worse - and the ones I frequently fail to catch in time - are when what I wished to type gets replaced with a word that exists, but is not the one I had intended typing.

Oh well. I pictured those people being knit up into a raveled sleeve to jargon, forever bound by the yarn of plodding triteness.
 
"Your call is important to us..."

They don't pick up the phone for 15 minutes and they treat you like an inconvenience.
 
"Your call is important to us..."

They don't pick up the phone for 15 minutes and they treat you like an inconvenience.

Oh, yes. That one runs the risk of giving rise to an apoplectic attack…….

From the very same stable is the (usually utterly mendacious) 'Our Employees Are Our Greatest Asset'…..
 
Oh, yes. That one runs the risk of giving rise to an apoplectic attack…….

From the very same stable is the (usually utterly mendacious) 'Our Employees Are Our Greatest Asset'…..

Mmmmm, yes. Delta airlines plasters their ground equipment with such slogans as "Best employees in the world." :rolleyes: It always struck me as extremely glib.
 
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When did happy dance become a thing? (Which, BTW, is a thing that we ought to not do anymore.)

Well you obviously never saw this old bunny dance.:p

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Adding the suffix "gate" to the end of a word to indicate a scandal needs to stop immediately. It was never witty or clever and now it's overused to the point of absurdity.
 
Don't take this the wrong way is in league with no offense to stifle potentially useful rebuttals to likely stupid things. If your statement is vague enough to require that preface, you should revise it to make its meaning more apparent.

"first world problem". A problem that exists only in the 'first world' is still a problem.

Yes, fantastic! It's socially acceptable to complain about any complaint that isn't a response to life-threatening situations. It's hypocritical and utterly vapid when the topic at hand is a first world issue.
 
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"first world problem". A problem that exists only in the 'first world' is still a problem.

I plead guilty to using that phrase, which I probably first saw at MacRumors somewhere. It makes an issue sound so much more sophisticated and worthy of consideration than “I know this is relatively trivial but...”

Typical third world problem: the power goes out and the hospital has no generator.

Typical first world problem: the power goes out and I can’t charge my Apple gear.

I will desire at least empathy if not sympathy from other mobile computing users when I’ve no access to electricity. So I call it a first world problem instead of a trivial inconvenience.

Sometimes a cliché serves the user’s purpose. In this particular case the purpose is often selfish, which might be an implicit part of the meaning of “first world problem.” I’ll probably continue to deploy the phrase when I think it’s applicable. The word “trivial” doesn’t hold enough of the “selfish” insinuation and lacks the snark factor as well. :eek:
 
I plead guilty to using that phrase, which I probably first saw at MacRumors somewhere. It makes an issue sound so much more sophisticated and worthy of consideration than “I know this is relatively trivial but...”

Typical third world problem: the power goes out and the hospital has no generator.

Typical first world problem: the power goes out and I can’t charge my Apple gear.


I will desire at least empathy if not sympathy from other mobile computing users when I’ve no access to electricity. So I call it a first world problem instead of a trivial inconvenience.

Sometimes a cliché serves the user’s purpose. In this particular case the purpose is often selfish, which might be an implicit part of the meaning of “first world problem.” I’ll probably continue to deploy the phrase when I think it’s applicable. The word “trivial” doesn’t hold enough of the “selfish” insinuation and lacks the snark factor as well. :eek:

Well, as someone who has used this very expression (and on MR, no less, as well as in pubs, and while giving talks), I think you have captured the nuanced distinction which lies behind the use of this word in certain contexts, settings and situations very well.

This is not an expression I would have considered using but for the fact that I have lived and worked in some very poor countries, countries where war, revolution, and attempted genocide have taken place.

Returning home, I have oft thought that the - extraordinary emotion engendered over what I consider to be relatively 'trivial' problems - (and here, LizKat is perfectly right, and offers an excellent example where the same 'problem' can have drastically different effects - the words 'trivial' and 'selfish' and 'self-centred' don't quite convey the sheer inanity of how some of these 'problems' are perceived in a comparative context) - is often excessive, to say the least.

So, 'First World Problem' works, as a descriptive short hand. It works because the problem it describes tends to have nuisance and inconvenience value, rather than being the sort of problem which is something that, quite literally, can determine or signify the difference between life and death.
 
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Pretty much every sports malapropism. You can listen to Mike & Mike for five minutes and hear at least 10 of them.

Oh, gosh, yes. A heartfelt and profound amen to that.

Example: 'It was a game of two halves'. Really? I never, ever even knew that.

Or, another one that has me gritting my teeth in mute frustration: 'The lads gave 110%'. Mathematically, of course, this is an…..impossibility…...
 
After something bad happens, people say "Everything happens for a reason".

NO IT DOESN'T!!!!! :mad:
 
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