Coronavirus Humor

[44267547]

cabin fever is real and takes hold fast for those not used to staying at home, hell there is a difference in staying at home because you want too and being told to stay at home.....

LOL. [<— I never post abbrv, that’s just how funny those pictures are.] The second picture of the old lady with the noose, I didn’t quite figure it out, until I studied the picture for a few more seconds, then I burst out laughing.

Side note:

Amid the whole C/19 concern, as much as I enjoy discussion online, it’s good to break away from it too, As we still have to regulate by keeping a normal life versus reading to deep into every word on an internet thread. Sometimes we need humor, Laughter is the elixir of life (I Kinda have a twisted sense of humor as well). Well played on your behalf.

 

[AngerDanger]

Taking a page outta @jkcerda's tiny book:

 

[LizKat]

Taking a page outta @jkcerda's tiny book:

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And besides, the Wall Street Journal said so in an editorial.

One of these days, as an underground saying goes, Wall Steet's going to discover they can't separate capital from labor forever. But hey, that might be almost too political for a community thread. Unless community members happen to be mostly worker bees...

 

[decafjava]

Taking a page outta @jkcerda's tiny book:

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That attitude makes me angry especially when the economic effects will not be shared equally and frankly neither are the effects of the illness itself.

 

[compwiz1202]

Saw the first Chuck Norris one today with him drinking COVID-19 Coffee

 

[yaxomoxay]

Thank you to the mods - and the users - for this thread. Indeed, humor is one of humanity’s most powerful weapons against any dramatic event.
This is what the great Viktor Frankl - a nazi concentration camp and the author of the life changing Man’s Search for Meaning - wrote:
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Humor was another of the soul’s weapons in the fight for self-preservation. It is well known that humor, more than anything else in the human make-up, can afford an aloofness and an ability to rise above any situation, even if only for a few seconds.

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and

The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a trick learned while mastering the art of living. Yet it is possible to practice the art of living even in a concentration camp, although suffering is omnipresent.

 

[Clix Pix]

I thought I had seen this video on MR but it may have been on FB or another forum. Anyway, it's funny!

 

[LizKat]

Wouldn't it be cool if we could just order a mild "case of Corona(virus)" along with a 12-roll pack of TP?

Given how Amazon and Walmart are trying to ramp up to serve customers who usually rely on online orders as well as those who have found empty shelves in supermarkets... in three weeks or so everyone who wasn't already exposed in the USA would have it and be recovering.

Meanwhile, back at Fort Corona...

 

[AngerDanger]

And besides, the Wall Street Journal said so in an editorial.

One of these days, as an underground saying goes, Wall Steet's going to discover they can't separate capital from labor forever. But hey, that might be almost too political for a community thread. Unless community members happen to be mostly worker bees...

On the off chance you haven't already heard this, it might be up your alley:

 

[LizKat]

Oh I'm keepin' it much simpler these days, focusing on the posslbly mythical Sun God, not some alleged supercapitalist Sun of God.

They cancelled the workingman's Easter, right? So all that's left is a secular Spring? If, like a lot of other currently missing things, it ever shows up?

 

[hawkeye_a]

A friend, who is a programmer, sent this to me...

 

[motm95]

Found on FB:

 

[velocityg4]

Although this wasn't made for the coronavirus. It works.

 

[jkcerda]

 

[Tech198]

just dress properly

I dream the day that would happen... Why should we stop flying.

 

[AustinIllini]

March was weird

Spoiler: Language

 

[Doctor Q]

It occurs to me that U.S. beaches don't have to be deserted. We just need to limit them to one person at a time. Those of us on the coasts could take turns, alphabetically, one person per day per coastline, until everybody has had a turn.

 

[AustinIllini]

It occurs to me that U.S. beaches don't have to be deserted. We just need to limit them to one person at a time. Those of us on the coasts could take turns, alphabetically, one person per day per coastline, until everybody has had a turn.

and by the time you get done, the vaccine will be out

 

[yaxomoxay]

It occurs to me that U.S. beaches don't have to be deserted. We just need to limit them to one person at a time. Those of us on the coasts could take turns, alphabetically, one person per day per coastline, until everybody has had a turn.

Here's the trick. In the US you can legally change your name at will. So, today your name is Aaaaaaaaaa. The next day you change it to

Aaaaaaaaab… then to

Aaaaaaaaac… and so on. Basically, all US beaches are yours!​

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[Doctor Q]

Here's the trick. In the US you can legally change your name at will. So, today your name is Aaaaaaaaaa. The next day you change it to

Aaaaaaaaab… then to

Aaaaaaaaac… and so on. Basically, all US beaches are yours!​

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And parents can name their babies appropriately so that years later they'll have a good position in line.

 

[chown33]

And parents can name their babies appropriately so that years later they'll have a good position in line.

Until someone pulls the Little Bobby Tables trick and wipes out the reservation system.

 

[jkcerda]

QUARANTINE, w/o kids vs with kids

 

[Yvan256]

 

[LizKat]

We're all in a pretty bad way on Planet Earth at the moment, but we're still #1 when push comes to shove.

 

[EarlR]

Ha!