Interesting world we live it?!iGav said:
EJBasile said:"Attention all passengers, this is your captain speaking, unfortunately we are being attacked by somalian pirates, they are shooting rockets and guns at our ship, but do no worry, everything is under control"
Attention on Deck.EJBasile said:That must have been scary.
"Attention all passengers, this is your captain speaking, unfortunately we are being attacked by somalian pirates, they are shooting rockets and guns at our ship, but do no worry, everything is under control"
jeffy.dee-lux said:I wonder what other kinds of anti-pirate stuff they got on those ships... I mean, the loud noise thing is pretty lame... they should have like a vat of giant squids to release off the bow or something.
Hmm, I forgot about the "cowardice" thing. Now they need a song. What was it the lion sang in Wizard of Oz?zap2 said:there stupid to be scaried off from sounds, or cowards(i bet cowards)
They got Michael Winslow.jeffy.dee-lux said:I wonder what other kinds of anti-pirate stuff they got on those ships...
I was thinking they could store all the ship sewage in high pressure tanks. So when pirates do come close to boarding, the cruise liner could spray them with the nasty stuff using high-powered nozzles.jeffy.dee-lux said:I mean, the loud noise thing is pretty lame... they should have like a vat of giant squids to release off the bow or something.
homerjward said:(didnt RTFA) were there ninjas on board? i always thought pirates won...
jeffy.dee-lux said:I wonder what other kinds of anti-pirate stuff they got on those ships... I mean, the loud noise thing is pretty lame... they should have like a vat of giant squids to release off the bow or something.
one word: paintballAbstract said:Or just change their name to "Action Cruise Line" and make it an interactive cruise where everyone has to "man their station."
Quite honestly, I think that is a great business idea, although the pirates would be actors and the whole thing would be semi-fake, of course. By "semi-fake," I mean they would still hit you semi-hard, but not in the face or the sack. They also wouldn't shoot you for real, but if you do fight them back with force, they totally have permission to eat their can of spinach and pound you.
Yo suhi, Is your avitar a playmate from the early 80's? if not she looks alot like one I remember from my pubescent yearssushi said:Attention on Deck.
Attention on Deck.
The forward machine gun is now available for use. Passengers who are interested in trying out their marksmanship please report to the purser on the Promenade deck.
Additionally, we have LAW and other short range munitions available on the Flying Bridge. Passengers who are interested in trying to vaporize a real authentic pirate, please report to the purser on the Promenade deck.
That is all.
Sushi