I don’t think it’s Heisenberg at fault here. Clearly, v ~ c, so we can’t pretend the Lorentz transforms are irrelevant. Since Samsung’s spin is 1/2 Apple’s, we should use the Dirac equation, which tells us … let’s see … carry the 42 … we can expect to see the headset in … separate the variables … somewhere in the neighborhood of … in this hypergeometric equation, we should have σ = √ℏτ … Thursday, August 33 of 1349, at … differentiate with respect to polarization … 29:81 in the morning.
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