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Declare your secret/awkward/creepy MR crushes here.
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That would be slimey.
I keep my crushes a secret myself...nobody knows what the Grakkle thinks, nobody but his closest friends... *chuckles*
The truly sad thing is that a Gameboy is large enough to conceal your wang.
Incidentally I can fit a Gameboy Micro in my mouth...
WAIT!
Used to have a crush on dcv... I don't anymore.
And if I were 10-20 years younger, I suppose I might have a crush on KT... alas, I fear I am too old for her. I guess I'm still kinda fond of her, though.
crossfit.com
get to work....
What does that have to do with anything?
I don't know. Maybe it'll fix that little bit of fondness
you people, I don't get it. I'm nothing special.*goes back to picking nose and listening to classical music*
OH? OH? Realllly, Ryan?
Have any crushes you'd like to declare??
Umm, neeeeeeever.
Uhh. riight.
What does that have to do with anything?
EXCERCISE/HEALTH/MOBILITY - cornerstone of life.. it trancends age
unless she's 16... I can NOT help you with that.....
Yes, KT, you are something special.
I have no current MR crushes, but I do have a real life one.
Hey, jsw, how old is that artist chick?
I'm 38; she's 18 (I think)... too big a gap there... for me, anyway.EXCERCISE/HEALTH/MOBILITY - cornerstone of life.. it trancends age
unless she's 16... I can NOT help you with that.....
Maybe when I'm 48 and she's 28.
Maybe when I'm 48 and she's 28.
Nah. By the time you are 48, you will want someone who is 18.
Oh, well, of course. XP
Sillysilly.
do you 2 know each other in real life or something? sorta seems like it.Umm, neeeeeeever.
Uhh. riight.
Hard to say... she's a cartoon. Can't you read?Hey, jsw, how old is that artist chick?
I just made her up. If she actually exists, it will confirm my ability to covert thought into reality.
I'm 38; she's 18 (I think)... too big a gap there... for me, anyway.
Maybe when I'm 48 and she's 28.
I started getting involved with Lee when I was 18 and he was 38. It might work out better than you expect
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That formula is invalid for ages over 22. All men want 18-year-olds.
Just kidding... the minimum attractive age does rise, just not as fast as the age of the beholder.
I thought someone was interesting until I found out she was like 14. Then I felt kinda icky. Least she didn't turn out to be a dude (this time). Then there was a lesbian in there somewhere. Just like in real life. Wait...
If I could, I would make sweet love to every single one of you, preferably one at a time, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
Wait... If I could, I would make sweet love to every single one of you, preferably one at a time, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
I thought someone was interesting until I found out she was like 14. Then I felt kinda icky. Least she didn't turn out to be a dude (this time). Then there was a lesbian in there somewhere. Just like in real life.
If I could, I would make sweet love to every single one of you, preferably one at a time, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
Might as well do it all at once. Who has the biggest bed?
