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Apple fanboy said:
Like Mr Escapologist? Lol. I used to do magic and escapology as a side hustle. But that was decades ago.
I did perform at the Atlanta Olympics. Going through airport security with handcuffs and chains guarantees you get stopped!
Other than that mostly at small events or on the street.
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That splendid sentence "going through airport security with handcuffs and chains guarantees you get stopped" is quite simply utterly wonderful.

Anyway, as a back story, it does sound fascinating.
 
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Thinking about this a little more, I suspect that the admins and mods would frown at a user name which is "Hitman Specializing in Wet Work." (Anyone who reads a lot of suspense/international intrigue and other books along those lines would get the reference pretty much immediately, of course. Hint: has nothing to do with swimming and diving!)
 
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Well I can’t write about actual mad ex posters! It’s against the rules.
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Wait. Mad poster. Disappeared. Straight jacket. Handcuffs. Chains....... are you saying the reason mad jew is no longer here is that he escaped the asylum known as MacRumors Forums? 🤣
 
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colocolo said:
I come to this site almost every day, and rarely participate as well! I was still in college when i began reading it.

Actually, I registered because I felt I was already reading the site for so long, I should actually post something.
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Wow.

You have been a member since 2002?

You have been a member since the dawn of online time?

Incredible.
 
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This definitive list needs to be updated as of 1st of April 2025 ... oh I get it.

You mean to say we won't be ranked as dog breeds for the rest of time? I was looking forward to spamming my way to the Greyhound rank.
 
Do I change my avatar? Why strive for anything more than this cutie? I present the corgi:

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Ok, but I am no dog!
Never had any, know almost nothing about them - can't we at least choose between cats and dogs, pls?
 
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