Stop lying. You make people like me who tell the truth look bad.
Yeah. He's clearly lying. Mine took
12 minutes to arrive, not 10!
OK, in all seriousness, if anyone is wondering: it is (presumably) possible to complete one of these hair-brained schemes and possibly (presumably) receive a high-value device like an iPad, for "free". But what does this entail? Signing up and providing your name, address, and other demographic information -- which they will turn around and sell to every spammer who wants it. Then you need to sign up for "offers". Various services, like "fax to email service", or whatever's in vogue nowadays, for which you also need to create an account, once again providing your personal details, sometimes even a credit card or PayPal so that when your "free trial" is over, they can begin charging you the low, low rate of only $9.95/month for whatever service you didn't need. Hopefully you remember to cancel the service so they don't continue charging you for it, and hopefully the companies are legit and won't try to steal your credit card info, commit identity theft, and/or sell your data to less-than-ethical data clearinghouses.
Then, you need to make a bunch of your friends go through that exact same process.
So, basically, you are whoring out your personal and financial details, as well as that of your friends, to a bunch of less-than-legitimate companies in order to purchase/sign up for services you don't want or need. Obviously those iPads aren't free, someone paid for them: the advertisers and spammers/scammers did. And they clearly feel that all that information they are getting in return is worth their while. Goodness knows what they plan to do with it.
Myself, I feel that my personal and financial details, as well as that of my friends, are worth more than $500, but if you don't value yourself the same way, then by all means, sell yourself out on the internet (and your friends too) and see what goodies you can barter yourself for.