I got one once that spoke Urdu. Lucky for me I speak it too.
Them: "Howdy. N'shah chem dash-ack nemek dech'al Apple."
Me: "Howdy back at ya. Al hakch neme whiners omahach'al menac never satisfied doches nac-al ma tae one freakin phone call negoch-al racist meh get a life".
Them: (CLICK)
On a related note, I bought a #2 pencil just yesterday. The lead keeps breaking. It didn't have an 800 number on it. Who do I call to complain about all them #2 lead pencils out there?
Them: "Howdy. N'shah chem dash-ack nemek dech'al Apple."
Me: "Howdy back at ya. Al hakch neme whiners omahach'al menac never satisfied doches nac-al ma tae one freakin phone call negoch-al racist meh get a life".
Them: (CLICK)
On a related note, I bought a #2 pencil just yesterday. The lead keeps breaking. It didn't have an 800 number on it. Who do I call to complain about all them #2 lead pencils out there?