First off, I don't believe what I wrote would give you any reason whatsoever to suggest me getting new friends. I'm perfectly happy with the ones I have, however quirky they might be.
Now I got a question. A philosophical one. Kinda.
We divide iPhone owners into two groups.
1) Those who really care about their iPhone, using screen protectors, back protectors, big cases, small cases, otterboxes and so on.
2) Those who are in it for the software and the premium feel of the iPhone, avoiding the cheap feel of cases and protection. And those who just don't give a damn.
Both say something about ones personality. whitch is a bad thing? Being obsessive, or being carefree?
I'm in the latter group. But I do use condoms.