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Dilemma's iPhone 5 or ......

murdercitydevil said:
Why would anyone pick the iPhone for ANY of these? You'll have "exclusive" rights for what, a month? None of my friends would even care that I have it. Which would you rather tell people - "Hey check it out, I have this dumb phone a month earlier than everyone else" or "Dude, I ****ing banged a world famous actress last night."

And yeah, for the 9/11 one, I'd most definitely pick #2. It has always bothered me.
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But Daaaaad! We were just having some fun!
 
Hankster said:
What really happened? What happen was some asshat terrorists attacked our country and killed thousands of people including 343 firemen. What's hard to understand.
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Dont want to piss you of really. But here in Europe we can see things from another objectif perspective. Really the Bush administration screwed the US citizens big time. Even Colin Powell felt ashamed for how he was being mislead. The debtproblem of the US, today, has all about to do witH the money that was lend to go at these stupid wars. Among others the Bush family profited in large amounts from that war. Please do some research in the Web and I do not mean the usual conspiracy sites even the BBC raises questions.

Yet again this is a light thread with a sarcastic, cynical undertone...with no disrespect, so let's not wind eachother up please.
 
I don't even like Megan Fox with her lack of acting talent or diva personality, but if I had the opportunity to tap that chick over a phone, I'd take the one night stand with a Hollywood celebrity! I would wreck that chick! Millions of people will get their hands on an iPhone 5. Not many gets their hands on a Hollywood celebrity for a night even if her acting sucks like Jessica Alba.

Banging Megan Fox gives me bragging rights for the rest of my life. You won't get that simply by having an iPhone 5 weeks ahead of time. I bet many current Apple employees married or not would pick Megan Fox too over a phone that they will likely lose in a bar and will replace again next year. I wouldn't mind having a F.W.B. that looks like Megan Fox.

Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf Kiss During Interview
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReYuIVezQ18
 
Guys as I said "feel free to contribute your own dilemma's" with another woman or thing of your interest. Just for laughs a bit. We seem to be obsessed with the damn thing so much. I thought some lightness around it would balance it a bit.
 
Muro said:
Dont want to piss you of really. But here in Europe we can see things from another objectif perspective. Really the Bush administration screwed the US citizens big time. Even Colin Powell felt ashamed for how he was being mislead. The debtproblem of the US, today, has all about to do witH the money that was lend to go at these stupid wars. Among others the Bush family profited in large amounts from that war. Please do some research in the Web and I do not mean the usual conspiracy sites even the BBC raises questions.

Yet again this is a light thread with a sarcastic, cynical undertone...with no disrespect, so let's not wind eachother up please.
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I agree and like I said I do not wish to stir up any emotions so close to the anniversary but why do you think 9/11 first responders are not invited the 10th anniversary memorial? Could it be they may say something live on tv about how they must go through an FBI terror database to get healthcare, only just last year got a fund for healthcare or that Cancer will not be funded at all to anyone that has it from breathing in the dust. Not to mention the fact many of the Fireman, Police officers and Ambulance workers actually gave eyewitness accounts that did not match the official story so they just left those out of the 9/11 commision report.


Do I know whether there was foul play for sure? No, but there is most definitely some very serious unanswered questions.


http://technorati.com/politics/article/911-first-responders-not-invited-to/

I find that absolutely disgusting!!!
 
hot or not, she's still attractive. So definitely would take megan.

Never mind about option 1, it is just a phone, a hunk of plastic and metal. Not worth it.
 
One more reaction about 911. Really I know it was tragic what happened then in NY. And I don't want to bash it when the anniversay is just around the corner. But as I really like and love the US as a nation and country it upsets me real bad that the probability is quite big(for my concern it's 100% sure but I honestly don't want to disrespect people who think otherwise) somebody or group did such a horrible thing to his own country and left a complete nation in denial.

Really I have no words for how much this upsets me.
 
Muro said:
What would you choose when confronted with;

1- Owning the iPhone 5 exclusively, like right now as others even havent seen it

or

2- a Wild passionate night with Megan Fox


(feel free to contribute new/other dilemma's)
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Can i record the wild passionate night with Megan Fox on my iPhone 5?

But i'll take Megan Fox any day, because i know i'll be able to get the iPhone 5 later.
 
PBF said:
Change Megan Fox to Ben Cohen, and I'll take Ben.
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Ehhh... sure. I hope your a woman then and if you are gay, that's also fine by me.

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-new one-87

1- Owning the iPhone 5 exclusively, like right now as others even havent seen it
with a unique personal message and signature engravement from steve jobs.
or

2- designing the iPhone 6
 
Megan Fox can at least love you back or provide children for you in case the baby batter leaks inside her. She might even be cool enough to be a friend for the rest of your lives if it goes beyond a fling. An iPhone 5 can't love you back. It can only entertain you for a couple years.

A human being > a phone made in China and can easily get replaced or resold

Megan can afford to buy me hundreds of iPhone 5's. But one night with her? Sign me up ASAP. Damn... Only Brian Austin Green and that fling with Shia are the only two guys Megan has claimed to have slept with. C'mon, alot of us here look better than that former actor from Even Stevens. How many here picking an iPhone have hooked up chicks that looked better than her in real life or is as rich or famous as her? Even with all that cosmetic surgery Megan has, the sex would still feel REAL to me! We can fantasize for someone who looks better, but I bet if this really happened, most people wouldn't be that picky.
 
Savor said:
I don't even like Megan Fox with her lack of acting talent or diva personality, but if I had the opportunity to tap that chick over a phone, I'd take the one night stand with a Hollywood celebrity! I would wreck that chick! Millions of people will get their hands on an iPhone 5. Not many gets their hands on a Hollywood celebrity for a night even if her acting sucks like Jessica Alba.

Banging Megan Fox gives me bragging rights for the rest of my life. You won't get that simply by having an iPhone 5 weeks ahead of time. I bet many current Apple employees married or not would pick Megan Fox too over a phone that they will likely lose in a bar and will replace again next year. I wouldn't mind having a F.W.B. that looks like Megan Fox.

Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf Kiss During Interview
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReYuIVezQ18
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I always love your posts dude.


And Muro, drop the political talk. I understand what you're saying, but just start a thread in the Social Events forum.
 
Megan Fox -- you get a new phone every two years, but that's a story you can always tell whenever Transformers comes on TV.
 
Muro said:
Ehhh... sure. I hope your a woman then and if you are gay, that's also fine by me.

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-new one-87

1- Owning the iPhone 5 exclusively, like right now as others even havent seen it
with a unique personal message and signature engravement from steve jobs.
or

2- designing the iPhone 6
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Designing the iPhone 6, no doubt. But only if my design will be the final design.
 
You mentioned owning the iPhone 5 (right now) or Megan Fox.

In that case, I'd rather meet someone famous than get a phone a month or two in advanced. You didn't say we couldn't get the iPhone 5, you just said we couldn't get it now.

Though given the option, I'd switch Megan Fox for someone else.
 
Ok new dillema-

1- Owning the iPhone 5 exclusively, like right now as others even havent seen it
with a unique personal message and signature engravement from steve jobs. And a month of free Starbucks.

or

2- the possibility to punch your most irritating celebrity 10 times in the face and who would that be :D
 
Muro said:
Ok new dillema-

1- Owning the iPhone 5 exclusively, like right now as others even havent seen it
with a unique personal message and signature engravement from steve jobs. And a month of free Starbucks.

or

2- the possibility to punch your most irritating celebrity 10 times in the face and who would that be :D
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#2 - the woman from the Lipozene commercials who wears that hideous purple suit. With brass knuckles.
 
murdercitydevil said:
Why would anyone pick the iPhone for ANY of these? You'll have "exclusive" rights for what, a month? None of my friends would even care that I have it. Which would you rather tell people - "Hey check it out, I have this dumb phone a month earlier than everyone else" or "Dude, I ****ing banged a world famous actress last night."

And yeah, for the 9/11 one, I'd most definitely pick #2. It has always bothered me.
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Exactly. Having the bragging rights to say you slept with a Hollywood actress will outshine any phone you could get a month early.

Muro said:
Dont want to piss you of really. But here in Europe we can see things from another objectif perspective. Really the Bush administration screwed the US citizens big time. Even Colin Powell felt ashamed for how he was being mislead. The debtproblem of the US, today, has all about to do witH the money that was lend to go at these stupid wars. Among others the Bush family profited in large amounts from that war. Please do some research in the Web and I do not mean the usual conspiracy sites even the BBC raises questions.

Yet again this is a light thread with a sarcastic, cynical undertone...with no disrespect, so let's not wind eachother up please.
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Thank you. I wish more people here understood that. However, that being said, I just want to say that I do not want this thread to become a political firestorm. Everyone just needs to chill :)

Muro said:
Guys as I said "feel free to contribute your own dilemma's" with another woman or thing of your interest. Just for laughs a bit. We seem to be obsessed with the damn thing so much. I thought some lightness around it would balance it a bit.
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Great idea. This thread was just the distraction we all needed.

Number 41 said:
Megan Fox -- you get a new phone every two years, but that's a story you can always tell whenever Transformers comes on TV.
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True dat, bro. "Hey, see Megan over there? Yeah, I banged her."
 
Ok new dillema-

1- Owning the iPhone 5 exclusively, like right now as others even havent seen it
with a unique personal message and signature engravement from steve jobs. And a month of free Starbucks. And a 1000 Dollar Apple gift certificate.

or

2- A wild night in the Playboymansion with all the playmates of your favourit year.
 
Maybe if I could swap Megan for Jennifer Aniston!

jennifer-aniston-legs.jpg
 
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