Ummm... don't end up doing the "I forgot minors aren't legally bound by such contracts" stumble. Hire an 18+ year old.katie ta achoo said:and jsw, I can still hire me a date early! Can't breach contracts! Huzzah!
*does the "I have a working knowledge of business law!" dance*
Edit: we all know you won't need to hire someone, KT. Just make yourself more accessible, less on a pedestal; give those mortal boys some reason to believe you'd deign to be seen with them... and FOR GOD'S SAKE STOP THE FINANCE TALK around them....