I can see the commercial now:
<voice over>
Do you suffer from the heartbreak of slanted function keys?
If so, contact the law firm of Obsessive and Compulsive to explore your legal options against Apple Inc. ... 🙄
</voice over>
No, I don't have a problem with slanted keys, because it is a ridiculous issue.
Are my keys slanted? Maybe a little, but it has zero effect on the operation of my computer which is all I care about. I'm starting to wonder if some people on this forum actually use their computers, or if they just sit around measuring them with calipers and laser levels. The PC crowd likes to complain that Mac owners are just interested in a fashion statement, and unfortunately these kinds of "issues" help prove their point.