I can fart with my vagina on command.
Just when I ask myself "why would anyone issue such a command"
this guy shows up and says "make it so"

Woof, Woof - Dawg

I can fart with my vagina on command.
I encourange everyone who Sudokus to wear glasses so that it doesn't hurt their eyesight.
It's really hard, but at the end of it all, remember that it's just a matter of choosing the right box to put it into.
Reminds me of Stevie Starr.
I can't do any of the above but I can make a voice that sounds like I've been dabbling in helium abuse.
Good god Blue... that's less helium abuse, more creepy, crazy women from Poltergeist.
I can wiggle my ears, an if you want proof, got to the website below:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL7IlsNiD_U
I can wiggle my ears, an if you want proof, got to the website below:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL7IlsNiD_U
I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue, but that's not a big deal really.