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Do you pee in the shower?

Do you pee in the shower?

  • Yes

    Votes: 166 44.5%

  • No

    Votes: 83 22.3%

  • Sometimes

    Votes: 124 33.2%
  • Total voters
    373
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OutThere said:
I also do other shower multi-tasking, such as shampooing, peeing and sipping beer at the same time, should I be showering before going out. Ah, college life.
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But if you're preparing to go out and peeing while drinking that first beer, doesn't that break the seal and force you to go more often as the evening progresses?

bassproguy07 said:
just took a shower, and yes i did pee in the shower....like i said earlier there is something about running water that makes me have to go!!!!
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Do you guys have some sort of insta hot shower? I turn the shower on in the morning and end up going while I wait for it to warm up enough to step in. If the sound of running water got to me, I'd explode before I got to pee in the shower since there seems to be about 3 miles of plumbing in my house between the hot water heater and the showers.

Can't say I recall the last time I peed in the shower...
 
Compile 'em all said:
Why don't you just pee before taking the shower? :confused:

also people are saying no because it is gross.
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Oh, I always do my toilet duties before showering, so that I'll end up as clean as possible. But then I drink some more, before showering, so that I can pee after rinsing off the soap. Is peeing in a urinal gross? How is peeing straight down a drain, with hot cleansing water washing over you, not the most sanitary procedure possible? I do this because I'm a clean freak.

leekohler said:
Ah- so for you it's a "practical" approach. I don't buy it. You're a perv, Mark. ;)
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Well, there is the odd time I'll pee on a girlfriend's leg, in the shower, just to mess with her :) You've got to watch out for their claws though, if they're the retaliatory kind :p
 
leekohler said:
I've been guilty once of the same (with a bf of course). I don't recommend it. :)
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Oh, I totally recommend it :) Mostly because it`s funny as hell. I mean, you`re in a small confined area, and there they are, trying to get away from it, with nowhere to go. And if they do remain calm, you can always get them going by just peeing higher up on them. Hahahahaha... Always a good time :)
 
MarkCollette said:
Oh, I totally recommend it :) Mostly because it`s funny as hell. I mean, you`re in a small confined area, and there they are, trying to get away from it, with nowhere to go. And if they do remain calm, you can always get them going by just peeing higher up on them. Hahahahaha... Always a good time :) And 95% of the time, it`s followed by hot sex, usually right there in the shower.
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As lovely as this all sounds, (and thanks for sharing, believe me, thanks!), I think the mods are trying to keep this as family friendly as possible. ;)
 
MarkCollette said:
Oh, I always do my toilet duties before showering, so that I'll end up as clean as possible. But then I drink some more, before showering, so that I can pee after rinsing off the soap. Is peeing in a urinal gross? How is peeing straight down a drain, with hot cleansing water washing over you, not the most sanitary procedure possible? I do this because I'm a clean freak.
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So you pee in the shower cause you are a clean freak?

uhm...okay.
 
leekohler said:
But I just don;t get it. It's not as if you're drinking water out fo the tub.
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No, but it may be running down my leg, dripping on my feet, or mixing with the water that I'm standing in. Especially in my tub, everything seems to go backwards first before going forward to the drain, at least that's what happens with hair. I don't want the pee to touch me, swish around the tub, before finally going down the drain. Plus, what would I use to wipe? My hands? Another no no :p.

MarkCollette said:
Oh, I totally recommend it :) Mostly because it`s funny as hell. I mean, you`re in a small confined area, and there they are, trying to get away from it, with nowhere to go. And if they do remain calm, you can always get them going by just peeing higher up on them. Hahahahaha... Always a good time :)
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You're quite a catch Mark ;).
 
All the time (obviously only when your takin the shower, the toilet does get it's use) :p
Much Ado said:
Showers, baths, swimming pools. The possibilities are endless.
Disclaimer: I voted 'no'.
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I sure won't be swimming in the pool your using!

Here's a question, who takes a leak whilst out surfing?


EDIT: some people here seem to do strange things in the shower... :p
 
Unless you wash down the toilet bowl and surrounding area everytime you pee then doing it in the shower is actually cleaner.

Assuming you're peeing down the drain with the shower on as opposed to peeing up the door with the shower off.:D

Put it this way if you had to lick an area would you choose the bottom of the shower were it gets washed down or the floor surrounding the toilet were you get all sorts of splashback and drips.:p
 
Heck yeah I do. Pee is sterile! It's the mixing with air that causes it to become un-sterile and by the time you'd have to worry about that it's long gone.
 
Compile 'em all said:
So you pee in the shower cause you are a clean freak?

uhm...okay.
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Because of fluid dynamics, when peeing regularly, there's misting and sprayback effects, even just at a microscopic level. Hence why we wash our hands after. But most people don't wash their actual private parts after peeing. But I do, in the shower. Think of it less in terms of peeing or not in the shower, and more that you're going to pee, so do you want to be rinsed off or not.

A friend of mine even has a device on his toilet that makes it act like a bidet, so he can get washed off, every time.

teflon said:
You're quite a catch Mark ;)
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Totally! :)
 
MarkCollette said:
Because of fluid dynamics, when peeing regularly, there's misting and sprayback effects, even just at a microscopic level. Hence why we wash our hands after. But most people don't wash their actual private parts after peeing. But I do, in the shower. Think of it less in terms of peeing or not in the shower, and more that you're going to pee, so do you want to be rinsed off or not.
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That actually makes a fair bit of sense. Mix in with my method of aiming for the plug and it's win/win :D
 
MarkCollette said:
Because of fluid dynamics, when peeing regularly, there's misting and sprayback effects, even just at a microscopic level.
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Heey -- that makes sense.

I'm a germophobe myself, and I notice if I pee in the toilet, sometimes droplets bounce back, onto my skin. Kind of makes me uneasy. And now, that you've mentioned this, having it verbalized on a forum, I've kind of become more aware of this fact. I guess I should say thanks, kind of reconciled how "germophobe" and "shower-peeing" can exist at the same time in the same person. So, uh, thanks :)
 
MarkCollette said:
Because of fluid dynamics, when peeing regularly, there's misting and sprayback effects, even just at a microscopic level. Hence why we wash our hands after. But most people don't wash their actual private parts after peeing. But I do, in the shower. Think of it less in terms of peeing or not in the shower, and more that you're going to pee, so do you want to be rinsed off or not.

A friend of mine even has a device on his toilet that makes it act like a bidet, so he can get washed off, every time.
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Nothing beats that lean feeling, but if it warshes everything off it's got to be one strong stream to reach that high when you're standing at the toilet. Or do I mistakenly assume that the majority of guys stand whilst they take a leak?
 
Sending urine down the drain is taboo, yet sending your bodily filth, slime and whatever assorted bits of human scum you wash off yourself is OK? The way I see it, a shower is nothing more than a toilet for your whole body. If it can be washed down the drain, it's fair game! :D If you insist on keeping things squeaky-clean, just keep your messes off the walls or the other places where the soap and water can't wash it away.

There are no societal stigmas, taboos, or any self-imposed shame in my bathroom. :p

Be free and let 'er rip.
 
Apple Hobo said:
Sending urine down the drain is taboo, yet sending your bodily filth, slime and whatever assorted bits of human scum you wash off yourself is OK? The way I see it, a shower is nothing more than a toilet for your whole body. If it can be washed down the drain, it's fair game! :D If you insist on keeping things squeaky-clean, just keep your messes off the walls or the other places where the soap and water can't wash it away.

There are no societal stigmas, taboos, or any self-imposed shame in my bathroom. :p

Be free and let 'er rip.
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Yep I don't get it myself. People poo and then shower to rinse off any residual fecal matter yet some sterile pee is freaky?
 
Yeah, you have to make sure you have a handle on the exit velocity. Once I didn't pay close enough attention and the pressure was a bit higher than expected. The handles and spout fell victim that day :eek:
 
No, there's this nifty invention called the toilet, as others mentioned above.

I turn the water on, then take a pee, in the toilet, while the water heats up. Efficient, eh?
 
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