My wife and 3 daughters can't stand when I come home from work and go to get a shower. I grab my iPad, sit on the toilet, and drift into to some zen-like state of peace and relaxation. It's an hour long process including the shower.
And I'm also glad to hear that other people get the severe numbness in ur legs after sitting a while. Mine gets so bad that I can't feel my lower leg and foot for a few minutes after I get up.