do you take your iPhone 5 to the toilet?

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  1. jedi74 macrumors regular

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    if so what do you use your iPhone 5 for while you're on the john?
     
  2. Tortri macrumors 6502a

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    Safari, Mail, Porn.. the occasional youtube video lol
     
  3. james92se macrumors 6502a

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    You watch porn while taking a dump? Lol wtf seriously? Talk about multitasking
     
  4. tucker3434 macrumors regular

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    Of course not. I take the iPad. Unless I'm at work. Then I take the iPhone. All my books are on iOS. I don't know what else you'd do in the library.
     
  5. gecis macrumors regular

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    Bwahahaha! ....no....my 4S is now my tub use phone! :D
     
  7. MassiveAttack macrumors 6502a

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    More people take their phones to the toilet than many are willing to admit lol.
     
  8. Jeephemi57 macrumors newbie

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    Something tells me you were on the toilet while posting!
     
  9. Laimbeersux macrumors 6502

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    of course, I think everybody does, for me I usually kill time on the www.fml.com app reading about people with even worse lives than I have
     
  10. Givmeabrek macrumors 68030

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    Of course, the best time for my Face Timing......



    :eek:
     
  11. tl01 macrumors 65816

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    Reason to never touch someone else's phone! Yuck!
     
  12. rever3nce macrumors 6502a

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    I take my iphone and ipad ... texting on my iphone and playing Happy Street for 30 min. Sometimes I forget what I was doing sitting down :eek:
     
  13. jk4lebron23 macrumors 65816

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    Heck yes I do! And all my friends know I do so they don't want to touch it! :D
    And 75% of the time I'm on Mac Rumors I'm on the toilet! ;D
     
  14. ITS ME DAVID macrumors 6502

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  15. dontwalkhand macrumors 601

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    It's NOT called a JOHN! Disrespectful to all Johns of the world :mad: smh
     
  16. vastoholic macrumors 68000

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    You know, I would have laughed that much harder if you had been some random dude named John who made an account today just to write that reply and then left.
     
  17. andrewnguyener macrumors member

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    Of course. But nothing beats taking the iPad as a virtual newspaper reader ;)
     
  18. Roofy. macrumors 6502a

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    who the hell doesnt? I am on my phone 100% of the time I take a ****. I get up and one of my legs is asleep because I spent triple the amount of time on the toilet than I should have. I'll be re-learning how to walk because it is so asleep. And I'll feel good knowing I accomplished so much during those 30 minutes. Its a beautiful experience.

    You should try it.
     
  19. Applejuiced macrumors Westmere

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    Always.
    Makes the time go by faster and I can be productive and multitask even on the toilet:)
     
  20. jedi74 thread starter macrumors regular

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  21. azccw999 macrumors newbie

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    If they made a toilet seat with gaps for your legs so they don't fall asleep I would buy it.....

    -sent via bathroom
     
  22. jedi74 thread starter macrumors regular

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    lmfao!!!!
     
  23. PantherCreek macrumors regular

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    Ahh! I'm not alone! Yes! +1 to you

    (Currently sitting on the toilet)
     
  24. dontwalkhand macrumors 601

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    Well you could sit on the lid. Wouldn't help you much with doing your business though. Does help tremendously when you only want to pretend you are so people don't bother you :)
     

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