Not "trying" to make it do anything.... it simply does what we want and need. Sounds like you are in the anti-keyboard camp for tablets. THAT's the thing I don't understand. How can flexibility and options be bad?By all the yes votes, I'd say most of you are trying to make your iPad something it really isn't. You now have overpriced (and severely underpowered) netbooks. LOL!
Why didn't you all just get an 11" MacBook Air?
If you could look past your anti-keyboard bias, you'd see that we're talking about using our keyboards for special situations where we can benefit from having a physical keyboard. But we're not locked into carrying the keyboard everywhere every time.
It's pretty silly to think that a Macbook Air is a viable alternative to an iPad/keyboard combo.
The Macbook Air doesn't have a touchscreen, and OSX apps are not designed for touch. The keyboard on the Air cannot be detached.