Do you use toilet seat covers?

[chrmjenkins]

Over the past several years, I have seen wax paper looking toilet seat covers rise in popularity. I'm curious how many people actually use them.

I only wipe the seat down to get residual splash-out from off the seat. I'm not worried about the germs on the seat because my ass already has plenty of them and I'm sure there's more room at the party. Seems to be nothing more than a part of the growing germophobic trends we see today.

 

[Dany M]

Male, I don't No. 2 in restrooms

 

[dmr727]

I don't No. 2 in restrooms

Only in the kitchen, huh?

 

[renewed]

Male, I don't No. 2 in restrooms

Just dig a hole and squat, I see. 😀

 

[chrmjenkins]

Male, I don't No. 2 in restrooms

I used to do that until one day when I was 7 and running home to get to my own toilet. Lightning struck, scared me, and I **** my pants right there on the sidewalk.

 

[MrCheeto]

If it's clean, it's clean. Simple rule.

Meaning: if you wipe any droplets or other visible residue away, then there is absolutely no considerable risk of catching anything.

Bacteria simply cannot survive what they would find to be a frozen tundra; the toilet seat. Any bacteria would not exist in numbers that could present any real risk.

So get over it. And if you still think, "yeh but other people have used this, there's germs everywhere, gross!" then lock yourself in a bubble. Do you have any idea what's in/on your food? I mean all food, mind you.

 

[lewis82]

Anyways I don't see how you could get sick from bacteria on your butt, other than having open wounds.

Sitting on pee is disgusting, but toilet paper wipes it just fine.

 

[Mexbearpig]

I always wipe it down. But sometimes when guys feel the need to uttery destroy and douse the seat...I can hold it.

 

[rdowns]

I must say, I'm so regular that it's pretty rare that I have to crap away from home. If I do, I wipe the seat down.

 

[redwarrior]

I'm female. You didn't include "hover" in the options. 😛

 

[chrmjenkins]

I'm female. You didn't include "hover" in the options. 😛

This thread assumes congress between seat and butt is held.

 

[iJohnHenry]

This thread assumes congress between seat and butt is held.

Oooo, you said "congress". So hot!!!

 

[rdowns]

I used to do that until one day when I was 7 and running home to get to my own toilet. Lightning struck, scared me, and I **** my pants right there on the sidewalk.

Now I get why they call you doody head on Twitter.

 

[chrmjenkins]

Now I get why they call you doody head on Twitter.

I had no knowledge of said allegation, but I must assure you, whatever the allegation is, it is most likely true.

 

[Melrose]

I don't use them, but only because anything I have to do that requires more than just a quick shot at the urinal (or tree, depending 😀) is done where I know the toilet it clean.

 

[Surely]

I must say, I'm so regular that it's pretty rare that I have to crap away from home.

Same here.

But if I have to go while I'm out, I cover the seat up. And then I play footsies with the dude in the next stall.


/poll results need more ladies😛

 

[-aggie-]

Over the past several years, I have seen wax paper looking toilet seat covers rise in popularity. I'm curious how many people actually use them.

I only wipe the seat down to get residual splash-out from off the seat. I'm not worried about the germs on the seat because my ass already has plenty of them and I'm sure there's more room at the party. Seems to be nothing more than a part of the growing germophobic trends we see today.

I’ve forwarded this thread to Abbie in case she didn’t know this about you. 🙂

 

[iJohnHenry]

If the seat it still white, and dry, I'm down. 🙂

 

[benflick]

Am I seriously the only one who voted "Male - No, I just plop down. I'm awesome"?
I mean, if there is visible piss or a tower of crap on the seat, then obviously I wouldn't just sit on it. I wouldn't wipe it either, just move on to another stall.

 

[MrCheeto]

I haven't LUL'd at an apparently serious post in so long. Thank you all. I luv u but I don't really.

 

[iShater]

I'm not worried about catching anything, but knowing how often people miss, I definitely cover.

 

[iJohnHenry]

Am I seriously the only one who voted "Male - No, I just plop down. I'm awesome"?

It was the awesome that hooked you. Admit it!!!! 😡

 

[Macky-Mac]

for those of you that use them......when you're done, DON"T JUST LEAVE THEM THERE 😱

 

[Mr. Chewbacca]

Am I seriously the only one who voted "Male - No, I just plop down. I'm awesome"?
I mean, if there is visible piss or a tower of crap on the seat, then obviously I wouldn't just sit on it. I wouldn't wipe it either, just move on to another stall.

Well,, you are infact pretty awesome but what do you do if no other stall is open?

The one at the end is best for playing iPhone games, I'll usually clean that one 🙄

 

[MrCheeto]

for those of you that use them......when you're done, DON"T JUST LEAVE THEM THERE 😱

Well... it doesn't seem right to not allow your work to be appreciated by others...