When you really gotta go, and there aren't any stalls available, you gotta do what you gotta do.
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Do you use toilet seat covers?
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I'm female. You didn't include "hover" in the options.
Maybe you aren't one of them, but I've found hoverers to be nasty an completely inconsiderate of the fact that someone else might not want to hover. There is someone at work who everyone knows hovers and she pisses on the seat EVERY SINGLE TIME! never met a hoverer I like.
There is someone at work who everyone knows hovers and she pisses on the seat EVERY SINGLE TIME! never met a hoverer I like.
WTF??
Hoverers that don't lift the seat, with the aid of TP, are to be vilified.
Maybe you aren't one of them, but I've found hoverers to be nasty an completely inconsiderate of the fact that someone else might not want to hover. There is someone at work who everyone knows hovers and she pisses on the seat EVERY SINGLE TIME! never met a hoverer I like.
I must be incredibly talented then, cause I don't lift the seat, nor do I spray or sprinkle. I believe in leaving the place at least as clean as it was before I got there. So basically I leave it the same, cause I don't touch anything. I also passed this on by teaching the fine art to my daughter.
No, but I can work on getting one.
Never mind. If you can get that close to the orifice there is nothing in it for me.
Just let me just say that your hovering skills must be par none.
Not even a quiver??
Ah, iJH, just like old times.
I think we're all reassured by your decision.
When you really gotta go, and there aren't any stalls available, you gotta do what you gotta do.
lolwut
I must be incredibly talented then, cause I don't lift the seat, nor do I spray or sprinkle. I believe in leaving the place at least as clean as it was before I got there. So basically I leave it the same, cause I don't touch anything. I also passed this on by teaching the fine art to my daughter.
Dude, I would totally pay you to come teach the craft to this girl at work. Until then, I'll just keep hoping that she uses the same stall.
If there's no pee on the seat, I sit.
If there's some pee on the seat, I wipe, then sit.
If the toilet seat looks like R. Kelly mistakened it for a little girl's face, I hover.
You said "decision" as if you had a choice.
Time to start trimming.
If there's some pee on the seat, I wipe, then sit.
If the toilet seat looks like R. Kelly mistakened it for a little girl's face, I hover.
You said "decision" as if you had a choice.
Time to start trimming.
You said "decision" as if you had a choice.
It almost amuses me that so many people seem to find that one funny. It's like smokers laughing at non-smokers.
Keep on hackin' it up
Maybe you aren't one of them, but I've found hoverers to be nasty an completely inconsiderate of the fact that someone else might not want to hover. There is someone at work who everyone knows hovers and she pisses on the seat EVERY SINGLE TIME! never met a hoverer I like.
This!
Seriously, if you're going to hover at least have the decency to clean up after yourself.
Personally I just wipe down if it's bad, seats are for sitting on, I'm not germphobic in the slightest. I'd not actually heard of these wax paper covers before, they sound ridiculous.
