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Do you use your iPad on the toilet?

  • Yes, of course.

    Votes: 460 82.7%
  • No way!

    Votes: 96 17.3%

  • Total voters
    556
Most awesomemess poll ever. :D

In fact I use it so much while taking a dump I 99.9% isopropyl alcohol wipe down the entire screen and body every week.

I should hope so too. I did an interview for a BBC 3 tv show the other week. I learnt there are more germs on an average smartphone than in a male pub toilet.
 
Before was the newspaper now is the iPad :cool:

I use the toilet every single day now with the iPad.
You can do a lot things :p
 
Crap~ It's just slip out of my hand and flush into toilet.~ Damn, Can I exchange with another one.:(
 
Before was the newspaper now is the iPad :cool:

I use the toilet every single day now with the iPad.
You can do a lot things :p

Well before, you could wipe with the newspaper if you ran out of toilet paper, but now I don't think you can, but developers are working on an app.:D
 
Anyone else use iStool? The app listens while you take a dump, then you take a pic and it tells you how many wipes you're going to need. :eek:
 
Of course, the past few weeks between selling my original iPad and getting the 2 were horrible. I used to do the deed with a laptop, and resumed using it in the gap of no iPad. The experience is no were near as good. The aluminum on the MacBook is usually freezing. To me the iPad is another upgrade almost as good as the magazine/book upgrade to laptop.
 
Too bad i don't have iPad2. Would make video and instructions on how to wipe the butt.
 
Here I sit with pad in hand while I contemplate my reply,
I feel a plop, and then the drops, as water gets slashed butt high.
So do I lie, or tell the truth, is what I now must choose to do,
And my answer will come when I am done, and I have given it a proper wipe or two. :D
 
Here I sit with pad in hand while I contemplate my reply,
I feel a plop, and then the drops, as water gets slashed butt high.
So do I lie, or tell the truth, is what I now must choose to do,
And my answer will come when I am done, and I have given it a proper wipe or two. :D

LOL...well done.
 
lol ... great thread ... next time someone posts "should I buy a used iPad off CL?" ... just reply with this thread.

seems like every iPad has spent time in the outhouse :cool:
 
I finish the deed all the time in the bathroom with my iPad. just to be clear, When you guys say "finished the deed" you're talking about jacking o....


Oooooh wait, no you're talking about taking a crap, huh.... Then no, I haven't. :(
 
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