Do you use your iPad on the toilet?

[Branskins]

I use my iPhone for that :O

 

[holyindian]

I think apple should change the name of the iPad to "poopPad"

 

[Micjose]

well it does help clear up the cluttered magazines in the corner

 

[maclook]

Yes, and then I wipe my ass with a Xoom.

 

[1969cj5]

Absolutely!

 

[Chilean.Miner]

I wonder if ipoo will allow pic uploads now that we all have 1megapixel cams :X

 

[einmusiker]

just dropped a deuce now while surfing mr

 

[Caliber26]

Hell Yeah!

Certainly beats what I used to play with before getting my iPad:

 

[BergerFan]

Nothing beats dropping a deuce and reading the forums here on my gorgeous 9.7" display. Hold on, I have to wipe.

Lol.

 

[EvilC5]

its like the endless stack of magazines in your bathroom without the mess....

 

[rdowns]

As of this moment — after seeing the poll results, I no longer use other peoples iPad, period.

That's the least of your worries.


Fecal Matter Found on 72 Percent of Grocery Carts

The next time you head to the grocery store, you might want to arm yourself with some antibacterial wipes, and maybe some disposable gloves before you grab a shopping cart.

That’s because those carts are actually dirtier than a public bathroom, according to researchers at the University of Arizona, who swabbed the handles of 85 carts in four states looking for bacterial contamination, USA Today reported.

In the end, they found 72 percent of the carts had a positive marker for fecal matter, and 50 percent had E. coli.

 

[Blakjack]

Helllllll yes. Makes pooping fun

I dont know about u, but pooping was already fun

 

[ghostlyorb]

Its Dam* good readin

And this is the reason why I will NEVER buy a used ipad

I never thought about that. Yes.. never buy used! But I may sell!

 

[hopegrad]

The Deuce

In light of this poll, I think we should all commit to calling the iPad 2 nothing but "The Deuce" from this point forward.

Tom

 

[miamialley]

In light of this poll, I think we should all commit to calling the iPad 2 nothing but "The Deuce" from this point forward.

Tom

Long live the deuce!

 

[dstar]

Ha! If my kids see me walk out of the bathroom with my iPad they ask, "Were you taking an iPoop?"

 

[fortunecookie]

All the time! Ah yeah!

 

[JRoDDz]

Damn, so that's what those brown streaks are on my iPad!

 

[mikethebigo]

I read a coffee table book I bought at Brentano's.

+ 1,000 internet points for Seinfeld references!

 

[snow blind]

Yes, and then I wipe my ass with a Xoom.

bah-hahaha!

 

[vincenz]

It's one of the top places to use it.

 

[reputationZed]

Its Dam* good readin

And this is the reason why I will NEVER buy a used ipad

What exactly would Apple have to do (or doo doo) to sell these as reconditioned.

 

[miamialley]

Results still make me lol!

 

[ron7624]

Yes, of course I do

Silly question!, I even bought a small 12"x12" square table to accommodate my iPads.

 

[s2mikey]

I can hear Tim Cook saying now what "amazing features" the iPad has for heavy bathroom users.....

Oh, and yeah, mine has found its way into the bathroom from time to time.