...because I sure as hell DO NOT. How the hell is the phone going to be sold in both apple retail stores and at&t stores? Last time I checked, Apple doesn't have its own phone service that it will be offering. How, in all of creation, could you be expected to go to the Apple store and buy a phone, without signing an At&t contract, and walk out the door WITH an iPhone, that cannot make phone calls...? WHAT?! Somebody please shed some light on this subject as I don't believe anyone really understands anything so far. Please DO NOT cite the notion that the iPhone will be $999 in Apple retail stores because that is the most absurd rumor to surface thus far.