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Does Jony Ive have 1GB RAM?

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samiznaetekto

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Watching Safari reloading tabs (just 2! it does reach this state after you used it for a while - I guess, memory leaks - when you have just 2 tabs and they costantky reload), I thought it's hard to believe somewhere on a villa sits Jony, drinks his cockrail and browses the web, and RIGHT NOW it's doing the same on his iPhone/iPad. Surely not. Surely he has at least 4 gigs in his devices? :mad:
 
Somehow I think Ive would be more concerned with watching the sunset from his million dollar beachfront mansion while his hot wife gets undressed for sexy time :cool:

Of course I'm sure there's always the possibility he cares about 1GB of RAM more than the above though...
 
samiznaetekto said:
Watching Safari reloading tabs (just 2! it does reach this state after you used it for a while - I guess, memory leaks - when you have just 2 tabs and they costantky reload), I thought it's hard to believe somewhere on a villa sits Jony, drinks his cockrail and browses the web, and RIGHT NOW it's doing the same on his iPhone/iPad. Surely not. Surely he has at least 4 gigs in his devices? :mad:
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Another Apple bashing thread from you, eh? Surprised you didn't start another Note 4 thread. :rolleyes:
 
If Jony Ive has 1GB of RAM, that would make him an android, or maybe a cyborg. That would be a shocking revelation for the Mac Rumors front page news…
 
samiznaetekto said:
Watching Safari reloading tabs (just 2! it does reach this state after you used it for a while - I guess, memory leaks - when you have just 2 tabs and they costantky reload), I thought it's hard to believe somewhere on a villa sits Jony, drinks his cockrail and browses the web, and RIGHT NOW it's doing the same on his iPhone/iPad. Surely not. Surely he has at least 4 gigs in his devices? :mad:
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Last I checked, Jony isn't a coder, nor does he have anything to do with building iOS. The look and interface cues, he does, but how RAM is allocated to accomplish tasks is not his department.
But I wish they would have added 2gb of ram. It certainly would have helped!
 
brand said:
Thats twice today you've made that reference. :D
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Heh, looks like someone is on the forum way too much like me ;)

I love the term tho, it's cute, anytime I use it in a sentence for my girlfriend she looks at me with a big grin and you know she's thinking "my bf is a big dork".

Btw I love your no nonsense, tell it like it is approach to things brand! Keep being you as you help balance out for craziness on the forum :)
 
He secretly uses a Windows phone.

Honestly, I would probably be like Woz and carry 5 phones- the best from each competition.
 
I've noticed when I owned iPad Air, safari would always, always reload the pages

that was annoying, especially with multiple tabs.


On my iPhone however, this isn't the case which is interesting
 
Hal~9000 said:
Heh, looks like someone is on the forum way too much like me ;)

I love the term tho, it's cute, anytime I use it in a sentence for my girlfriend she looks at me with a big grin and you know she's thinking "my bf is a big dork".

Btw I love your no nonsense, tell it like it is approach to things brand! Keep being you as you help balance out for craziness on the forum :)
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I felt like I just got done watching Broke Back Mountain after reading this comment :eek:
PS never watched the movie but you get my point.
 
Gincoma said:
I felt like I just got done watching Broke Back Mountain after reading this comment :eek:
PS never watched the movie but you get my point.
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I felt like I just got done watching Dumb and Dumber after reading this comment :eek:
PS try harder next time.
 
I was kinda thinking about that. I wonder if high up executives have "better" phones hardware wise. I know the phones software is tailored to hardware in many cases but I can see them having extra ram better lte hd etc.
 
samiznaetekto said:
Watching Safari reloading tabs (just 2! it does reach this state after you used it for a while - I guess, memory leaks - when you have just 2 tabs and they costantky reload), I thought it's hard to believe somewhere on a villa sits Jony, drinks his cockrail and browses the web, and RIGHT NOW it's doing the same on his iPhone/iPad. Surely not. Surely he has at least 4 gigs in his devices? :mad:
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he has samsung note 4 lol.
 
Hal~9000 said:
I felt like I just got done watching Dumb and Dumber after reading this comment :eek:
PS try harder next time.
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you copied my theme so you try harder bud...declaring your love for other people on a forum is kinda creepy. You say you have a chick right? Dont think shed be to happy about that :D
 
Gincoma said:
you copied my theme so you try harder bud...declaring your love for other people on a forum is kinda creepy. You say you have a chick right? Dont think shed be to happy about that :D
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you just 'copied my theme' of trying harder bud... maybe you're a little homophobic and scared of showing appreciation for other members on the forum? Believe me members such as you make me appreciate others on the forum that much more :D
 
Hal~9000 said:
you just 'copied my theme' of trying harder bud... maybe you're a little homophobic and scared of showing appreciation for other members on the forum? Believe me members such as you make me appreciate others on the forum that much more :D
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My point...
 
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