What's your facebook? We'll go find those stupid engineers who are making these brick iphone cases.
I suggest implanting a vial of poison inside their chests while they sleep. You can use a remote control to detonate those devices inside their chest. Tell the scientists that they need to make you a zero weight case. Or else. Somehow, they must find a way to defy gravity.
Let them know they have a week, no wait, 5 days, to create this case. That'll show them. The days of these brick cases, which weigh a TON are in the past, I mean come on, a .3 oz case?! That's ridic!!!! Right on, man, fight the good fight!