Dropped my MBPr not even 2 ft, all hell broke loose.

[Millionaire2K]

OP made mistake admitting to dropping the laptop. I would just take it to Apple and see what they say about the problems. Maybe they would fix maybe not.

Millionaire tip of the day: "Never ever, ever admit fault!"

'Did you drop it.... HELL NO!!"

 

[blueroom]

I hope the OP doesn't use the same fix it method on babies.

 

[Collin789]

It was making a noise so you dropped it again......K..

 

[codefuns]

Update: So wow, this is wierd, I had an idea, I brought the computer to my bedroom and I noticed how I dropped it yesterday, it dropped to the left. So I dropped it to the right on my soft carpet and bed no more than 6 inches-1ft away. No more noises and track pad is doing better (still pretty uneven though) . Almost good as new!

You should drop it again at the exactly same height as your first dropping.

 

[dtjay7]

Wow. Ive been on this message board for a very long time and yours is the most amusing post I have ever read.

I completely agree. I really just laughed. Gutsy move. I could not have done that, ever.

 

[AXs]

You should drop it again at the exactly same height as your first dropping.

This would likely increase overall CPU speed and double RAM performance.

 

[biscuitsxluv]

This thread really made me Laugh Out Loud! Haha!!