It seems you are either arrogant or an idiot and are missing the point.
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Wrong. It's not the earbud's fault. Your body would discharge its buildup through whatever is most convenient for it. It's just a coincidence, at best, that these people have been shocked by their earbuds. If they hadn't had them on it would have been anything else, a watch, a car, an umbrella, that ended up shocking them.
But it was a nice try, I'm glad that you stayed classy and hopped on the low blows.