Eating an iPhone 6+...

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  1. Oh*216Zealot*iO macrumors newbie

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    ...for a midday snack seems more feasible or plausible than sticking one in your front 'snug-as-a-bug-in-a-rug' jean's pocket and bending it, Peyronie's disease-style.

    I even asked Siri if the aforementioned "rumor" was true, to which she replied:

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    Mystery and problem solved.
     
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    If they tried to close every thread that was nonsense, they wouldn't sleep.
     
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  6. Oh*216Zealot*iO thread starter macrumors newbie

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    I'm glad "julesgold" actually has a sense of humor. Thanks!

    To the rest of you stick-in-the-mud hipsters: lighten the hell up. I thought us iOS users were a fun, carefree bunch. Some of ya'll seem more suited for a Galaxy Note 4 or some other form of a "Droid".

    SMH...

     
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    That would mean closing down half the forum during launch week.
     
  8. Oh*216Zealot*iO thread starter macrumors newbie

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    I mean, at LEAST mine is/was an attempt to lighten the mood and chaos that has ensued since launch day around here.

    I asked Siri a LEGIT question, to which she responded.

    I thought we ALL wanted answers on this whole "Bendgate" conundrum, no??
     
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    While Siri's response is extremely funny, people here are just fed up with the media hysteria surrounding "Bendgate" and are responding accordingly.
     
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    From the title I thought I was going yo see someone eat an iPhone.
     
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    Iphone 6 fills you up but doesn't weigh you down :eek:
     
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    Oh where oh where could the down vote button be.
     
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    Best thread yet this week!

    Well played OP... Well played indeed!
     
  14. Oh*216Zealot*iO thread starter macrumors newbie

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    Eating an iPhone 6+...


    Appreciate it, "eggersj"! I LOVE my iPhone 6+ and all Apple products I own (or have EVER owned). If I can make a few Apple enthusiasts chuckle or smile during these "trying" times in regard to the "scrutiny" behind the new 6 Plus', then I'm satisfied.

    Some people in this world (and forum) are just lames and must be the LIFE of the party and bring such JOY to those that surround them in their everyday affairs.

    You "people" KNOW who you are. And ME? I'm just behind my 6+ typing this like: !
     
  15. poorcody macrumors 6502a

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    Some of us need some distraction from all the stress of waiting for our phone's to arrive! :cool:
     
  16. Oh*216Zealot*iO thread starter macrumors newbie

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    And I hope you get to experience your bright, fun and shiny new "toy" as soon as possible, sir. The wait will be WELL worth it, I can assure you.
     
  17. Trek2100 macrumors 6502a

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    I would not limit it to just launch week. Many of the thread starters should be "boiled in their own pudding".:D, Charles Dickens
     
  18. JayLenochiniMac macrumors G5

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    It started when the iPhone started to get subsidized, bringing in the "Cool story bro" posters and lowering the maturity level of this forum.
     
  19. Oh*216Zealot*iO thread starter macrumors newbie

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    I prefer tapioca pudding, but to each their own...
     
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  21. Oh*216Zealot*iO thread starter macrumors newbie

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    So could she be admitting her guilt, KNOWING she has a possible bending "issue", or is it just eerily coincidental??
     

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