Eating an iPhone 6+...

[Oh*216Zealot*iO]

...for a midday snack seems more feasible or plausible than sticking one in your front 'snug-as-a-bug-in-a-rug' jean's pocket and bending it, Peyronie's disease-style.

I even asked Siri if the aforementioned "rumor" was true, to which she replied:

Mystery and problem solved.

 

[thesiren]

feel better now?

 

[CChrisG]

Mod, please close this nonsense thread!

 

[movieator]

Mod, please close this nonsense thread!

If they tried to close every thread that was nonsense, they wouldn't sleep.

 

[julesgold]

LMFAO. This is actually funny!!!

 

[Oh*216Zealot*iO]

I'm glad "julesgold" actually has a sense of humor. Thanks!

To the rest of you stick-in-the-mud hipsters: lighten the hell up. I thought us iOS users were a fun, carefree bunch. Some of ya'll seem more suited for a Galaxy Note 4 or some other form of a "Droid".

SMH...

 

[ZBoater]

Mod, please close this nonsense thread!

That would mean closing down half the forum during launch week.

 

[Oh*216Zealot*iO]

That would mean closing down half the forum during launch week.

I mean, at LEAST mine is/was an attempt to lighten the mood and chaos that has ensued since launch day around here.

I asked Siri a LEGIT question, to which she responded.

I thought we ALL wanted answers on this whole "Bendgate" conundrum, no??

 

[JayLenochiniMac]

I mean, at LEAST mine is/was an attempt to lighten the mood and chaos that has ensued since launch day around here.

I asked Siri a LEGIT question, to which she responded.

I thought we ALL wanted answers on this whole "Bendgate" conundrum, no??

While Siri's response is extremely funny, people here are just fed up with the media hysteria surrounding "Bendgate" and are responding accordingly.

 

[ohio.emt]

From the title I thought I was going yo see someone eat an iPhone.

 

[McPc]

Iphone 6 fills you up but doesn't weigh you down 😱

 

[brand]

Oh where oh where could the down vote button be.

 

[eggersj]

Best thread yet this week!

Well played OP... Well played indeed!

 

[Oh*216Zealot*iO]

Eating an iPhone 6+...

Best thread yet this week!



Well played OP... Well played indeed!

Appreciate it, "eggersj"! I LOVE my iPhone 6+ and all Apple products I own (or have EVER owned). If I can make a few Apple enthusiasts chuckle or smile during these "trying" times in regard to the "scrutiny" behind the new 6 Plus', then I'm satisfied.

Some people in this world (and forum) are just lames and must be the LIFE of the party and bring such JOY to those that surround them in their everyday affairs.

You "people" KNOW who you are. And ME? I'm just behind my 6+ typing this like: !

 

[poorcody]

Mod, please close this nonsense thread!

Some of us need some distraction from all the stress of waiting for our phone's to arrive! 😎

 

[Oh*216Zealot*iO]

Some of us need some distraction from all the stress of waiting for our phone's to arrive! 😎

And I hope you get to experience your bright, fun and shiny new "toy" as soon as possible, sir. The wait will be WELL worth it, I can assure you.

 

[Trek2100]

That would mean closing down half the forum during launch week.

I would not limit it to just launch week. Many of the thread starters should be "boiled in their own pudding".😀, Charles Dickens

 

[JayLenochiniMac]

I would not limit it to just launch week. Many of the thread starters should be "boiled in their own pudding".😀, Charles Dickens

It started when the iPhone started to get subsidized, bringing in the "Cool story bro" posters and lowering the maturity level of this forum.

 

[Oh*216Zealot*iO]

I would not limit it to just launch week. Many of the thread starters should be "boiled in their own pudding".😀, Charles Dickens

I prefer tapioca pudding, but to each their own...

 

[greytmom]

Siri's response = hilarious

 

[Oh*216Zealot*iO]

Siri's response = hilarious

So could she be admitting her guilt, KNOWING she has a possible bending "issue", or is it just eerily coincidental??