F My Life

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  1. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    http://www.fmylife.com/

    It's basically a website for people to post something awful that happened to them during their day. Funniest website out there. Here are some classics:



    :D
     
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  3. Abstract thread starter macrumors Penryn

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    Damn it, I'm on Page 7 and I can't stop. :eek:
     
  4. brendanryder macrumors 6502a

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    OMFG. so funny. i cant stop reading these haha. some of them i would feel so bad for the person

    "Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML"
     
  5. iBlue macrumors Core

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    Some of those are brilliant! I may add a few of my own sometime.

    :D

    D'D'D'OH!
     
  6. brendanryder macrumors 6502a

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    soooo many good ones haha


    "Today, when my boyfriend and I were lying in bed, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML"


    "Today, I asked my mom how much she had set aside for college. She then looked and me as if I were crazy and said "Why the hell would I do anything like that?" FML"

    "Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML"
     
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    HAHAHA! I can't stop reading and I'm really busy at work. :D

     
  8. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    "Dear Penthouse: I never thought this would happen to me .... " :rolleyes:
     
  9. bartelby macrumors Core

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    Yes, thanks for this.

    I spent nearly all day in work reading it... :eek:
     
  10. jonbravo77 macrumors 6502a

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    I wish most parents were like this one. But then again, the show wouldn't be that funny then...

    Oh so priceless, out of the mouth of children..

    one word OUCH! :eek:

     
  11. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    This is great stuff.

     
  12. Melrose Suspended

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    I thought the OP was going to ask for relationship advice :eek:... rats.

    Some of those are pretty funny. I can't recall that I've ever put my foot in it like that though...
     
  13. bbotte macrumors 65816

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    Lollers
     
  14. swiftaw macrumors 603

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    As funny as they are, some of these have to be made up.
     
  15. EricNau Moderator emeritus

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    I almost posted this myself a few days back.

    Best waste of time ever! ...Second to MacRumors, of course. ;)
     
  16. arkitect macrumors 601

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    I take it the ones you quoted were not your own!
    :eek: :eek:

    I agree…

    A lot of them are just crying out for a rimshot.

    Still funny though.
    :D
     
  17. bartelby macrumors Core

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    MacRumors. Time wasting??
    :eek:

    Call yourself a Demi?;)
     
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    Hahaha yea a friend pointed me to this site a week or so ago. It's become one tab that is pretty much always open :D
     
  19. puckhead193 macrumors G3

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    this site is awesome, thanks wasting about an hrs worth of my time..but on the bright side i feel better about myself..

    :eek:
     
  20. atszyman macrumors 68020

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    Am I the only one thinking, "how is that bad?"

    She didn't break up with him, she obviously intends to have sex with him again, and in the meantime she basically gave him free license to "research" and play with toys. Compared to most people on that site that guy has it made.

    Sure it sucks to be told you're not good in bed, but when you have a girl helping you improve it's all good.

    And thanks for finding yet another way for me to avoid doing real work...
     
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  22. puckhead193 macrumors G3

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    some of these are messed up....some are depressing

    edit this one is funny because its mac related:
     
  23. Abstract thread starter macrumors Penryn

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    Oh goodness. I wake up and find that around 8 new ones have been posted. :p




    Actually, that kind of happened to someone I know recently....:eek:
     
  24. fotografica macrumors 68040

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    lmao..great site for a good laugh...


     
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    :eek:
     

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