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F My Life

Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML
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HA!
 
Demosthenes X said:
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
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This one made me laugh really hard. And no, it has never happened to me, close, but never happened.
 
OMG, worst one yet.

"Today, I wanted to have a good lunch with my wife before fasting for my surgery which I may not survive, she decided getting her hair cut was more important. I ate alone. FML"
 
Today, I introduced myself to the Pakistani group I joined at my school by saying my name was Jahan. They all laughed. Apparently my name is slang for FATASS. Thanks Mom. FML
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Ahahaha, now I'm totally hooked!
 
Yes, the site is indeed very addicting. I will agree with others, a lot of the stuff is probably fake but the ones that are real are just plan sad. Minus the ones that really are not bad. For example:

Today, I found out who'd been smoking MY weed in MY room. It wasn't my little brother. It was my parents. FML
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How is that a bad thing (other than less weed for him)?

Now the following, I don't know if I could handle.

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
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