- I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein
- Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime. - Mark Twain
- Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one getting burned. - Buddha
- I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943.
- The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is the day they start making vacuum cleaners. - (Unknown)
- I've missed over 9,000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times I've been trusted to take the game-winning shot...and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. (Michael Jordan)
- Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things. - Sir Winston Churchill
- Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of other's opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary." - Stanford University commencement address, June 2005. - Steve Jobs
And on a lighter note ...
- Old McDonald was dyslexic, O ... I ... E ... I ... E. - Billy Connolly
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. - Billy Connolly