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Womp-bomp-a-loom-op-a-womp-bam-boom!
— Little Richard

Following that:

"Oo-ee-oo-ah-ah-twing-twang-wallawalla-bingbang
Oo-ee-oo-ah-ah-twingtwang-wallawalla-bingbang"
Oo-ee-oo-ah-ah B-I-N-G-O
Oo-ee-oo-ah-ah e-i-e-i-o" - Neil Fallon (Clutch)
 
"All that is necessary for evil to take over is for good men to sit and do nothing."

"All generalizations are dangerous, even this one."

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." --Abraham Lincoln

"If war is the answer, then are we asking the right question?"

"Remember, if you point a finger, there will always be three pointing back at you."

"When you find something that you love, hold on to it, and never let it go."
 
"Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones."
 
EDIT: LinuXtreme, can I use your OS X quote in my signature please?
ANOTHER EDIT: In fact, I like a few of them, can I use them in the future?

Go right ahead! I didn't write them, I saw them on a website somewhere (I don't know where) but as far as I'm concerned they're up for grabs.

Edit: Actually, I think I got them all off the CoolSig website.
 
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."


And this is one I think we can all relate too:

"Growing old is mandatory. Growing up? Definitely optional."

:)
 
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. Spike Milligan
 
One of my favorites:

It is well that war is so terrible -- lest we should grow too fond of it.
Robert E. Lee
 
"Why should I care about what some other arsehole on the other side of the world thinks about this or that?"
— Keith Richards
 
- I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

- Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime. - Mark Twain

- Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one getting burned. - Buddha

- I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943.

- The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is the day they start making vacuum cleaners. - (Unknown)

- I've missed over 9,000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times I've been trusted to take the game-winning shot...and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. (Michael Jordan)

- Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things. - Sir Winston Churchill

- Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of other's opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary." - Stanford University commencement address, June 2005. - Steve Jobs

And on a lighter note ...

- Old McDonald was dyslexic, O ... I ... E ... I ... E. - Billy Connolly

- Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. - Billy Connolly
 
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