C'mon, I'm not planning it that particularly
haha.I'm not really planning, as much as I am preparing, you know?
Thank you ALL for your words, even the inappropriate
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C'mon, I'm not planning it that particularly
haha.I'm not really planning, as much as I am preparing, you know?
Thank you ALL for your words, even the inappropriate
C'mon, I'm not planning it that particularly
I'm not really planning, as much as I am preparing, you know?
Thank you ALL for your words, even the inappropriate
Haha don't worry I know, of course you're not. I was just messing
Make sure she's awake.
Yes, that was me. However, she (you) married me 7 years later.
Result: inconclusive
C'mon, I'm not planning it that particularly
I'm not really planning, as much as I am preparing, you know?
Thank you ALL for your words, even the inappropriate
You're thinking about this WAY too much. Seriously, this thread shouldn't even exist.
Pretty sure they are married and he kissed her when he was asleep.
BAHA. sleep kissing? re-word that
but nawww thats cute!
BAHA. sleep kissing? re-word that
but nawww thats cute!
Depends on where he kissed her - then it's hawt!
This is a humorous thread. I hope that it all works out well for the OP.
I had to laugh when I saw the words "lol doofus", because I haven't heard the word "doofus" in years and years, and it just made me laugh. Awesome!
OK, again, good luck to the OP!!! You only get a first kiss with the girl once. You'll probably never forget it. I hope that it's a wonderful experience.
Regarding the height difference...see if you can contrived to kiss her on a flight of stairs. Have her a couple of steps behind you as you both are going downstairs...then stop and turn around as if you suddenly thought of something...then kiss her.
Just be careful. You don't want to lose your balance and fall downstairs. You might want to wait till you're on level ground and she's still a couple of steps up. Otherwise, you're going to have to keep one hand on the bannister, leaving you only one hand to grab her ass.
Just be careful. You don't want to lose your balance and fall downstairs. You might want to wait till you're on level ground and she's still a couple of steps up. Otherwise, you're going to have to keep one hand on the bannister, leaving you only one hand to grab her ass.
Don't forget to wrap your arms around her first. Slowly move your hands down her back while you are kissing her. And then, just as you slip your tongue in her mouth, jam your middle finger up her tushy. Chicks love that.
At first, I had to look up on Google what tushy means, then I lol'ed . Anyway, a hilarious thread, that's way I registered here.
. Anyway, a hilarious thread, that's way I registered here.
I'm not sure what's more sad; the fact someone is seeking advice about kissing on a technical forum on the Internet, or the fact someone registered for the forums as a result of this discussion.
Either way, good luck OP.
Either way, good luck OP.
Pretty sure they are married and he kissed her when he was asleep.
BAHA. sleep kissing? re-word that
but nawww thats cute!
Depends on where he kissed her - then it's hawt!
Unortunately it wasn't that "hawt" at all. I was literally asleep and he had no idea. Woke up to an awkward tounge in my mouth.
And don't worry, if the OP needs "first time" advice, we have a whole new level of awkward to bring to that discussion.