Yeah. They are probably mutants from Mars or something. I'd go to sleep and wake up in a pod.
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Yeah. They are probably mutants from Mars or something. I'd go to sleep and wake up in a pod.
1. Spontaneous thoughtfulness
2. Backrubs
3. Sensual Kissing
4. Watching Porn (women like it too!)
5. Intelligence
2. Backrubs
3. Sensual Kissing
4. Watching Porn (women like it too!)
5. Intelligence
1. Under 6 foot
2. Under 160 pounds
3. Under age
4. Under standable
5. Down with me
Oh btw I'm underage to haha.
I wonder what macboobspro is going to say?
Is this related to the certain underaged girl I asked dirty things of?In my defence I didnt know she was under age and retracted my post once VNIOW pointed it out while calling me a perv.
Yeah yeah yeah. Tell it to the judge
It also doesnt help with the profile pic she has either. It also makes me look like a perv.
Dynamic you always like to stick it to me dont you
Did I mention I'm only 14?It also doesnt help with the profile pic she has either. It also makes me look like a perv.
Dynamic you always like to stick it to me dont you
Perv!!
1. someone who will make me laugh incapably
2. please no metrosexuals....I must take longer in the shower than you!
3. polite and good mannered
4. must have a sparkle...
5. MUST L O V E MACS....but not more than me!
2. please no metrosexuals....I must take longer in the shower than you!
3. polite and good mannered
4. must have a sparkle...
5. MUST L O V E MACS....but not more than me!
Do I get to keep my pubes? How about if I trim them real short?
Can I at least keep my eyebrows?
You got to admit that previous posts and nickname would have seen a different number one if this list was to be honest...
- Red hair/deadlocks/rasta
- Boobs (no matter what size... but two would be about right)
- Generaly happy
- nature lover
- sporty (into some physical activies (and before jumping on that coment... outside of sex activies... well those one as well... but not only))
bozigle
1) Shaved heads
2) Tall and Muscular
3) Cuddling/Someone that loves to cuddle
4) Kindness
5) An appreciation for the small things in life
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2) Tall and Muscular
3) Cuddling/Someone that loves to cuddle
4) Kindness
5) An appreciation for the small things in life
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In a woman:
-Petite, athletic body
-Naturally dark hair with light eyes
-Able to carry on conversations
-Enjoys finer things in life
-Must be able to spell and know difference between there/their/they're, you're/your, etc.
And as Spoonie Luv says, "I don't like dirty ass. Gotta have a clean ass."
-Petite, athletic body
-Naturally dark hair with light eyes
-Able to carry on conversations
-Enjoys finer things in life
-Must be able to spell and know difference between there/their/they're, you're/your, etc.
And as Spoonie Luv says, "I don't like dirty ass. Gotta have a clean ass."
I just experienced this one the other day. This chick was saying how much she liked my sweat and was licking it off my body. Simultaneously nice and weird to be appreciated in that way
Sweet, because I'm pretty incapable at making most people laugh
2. please no metrosexuals....I must take longer in the shower than you!
But what if we're daydreaming, and not primping?
Oh yeah, my list:
1. All that standard physical stuff
2. All that standard personality stuff
3. Long cascading curls of hair. But not long enough to cover the breasts, since that gets distracting when you're trying to suckle them, and you've got hair in your mouth.
4. Them to actually like my sense of humour. Harder than one would think. Apparently, doing random voices (poorly) when telling long made-up stories, isn't everyone's cup of tea. And talking about doing horribly inappropriate things to them and their pets and that sweet old woman Martha down the street, scares off some straight laced girls. Err, not that I'd ever do those horrible things, since I'm allergic to pets, and Martha would like it too much.
5. Intellectually engaging. Someone else who likes new experiences, learns new things, sees things from different angles.
If the long hair and nice bum coincide, a razor may be in order, but I digress...
Gotta go with:
the eyes
the hands
the ankles
the neck
the mind
not necessarily in order. If those are good, the rest of the package will likely be stellar quality. Can't deal with the hot chick with man hands or big ole' ankles.
We all so fixated on appearance. I'm outta here to hide the pot belly and change my shirt fore someone sees...
Physically?
1. MUSCLES! (all types.. long and lean, construction guy, or huge bodybuilder superhero type, and everything in between)
2. Shaved heads
3. Tattoos
4. Facial hair/scruff (beards especially, if taken care of)
5. Body hair (not like monkey rugs or anything covering your whole body, but nice body hair).
Otherwise?
1. Intelligence
2. Crazy/open-minded sense of humor
3. Kindness
4. Discussion/debate ability
5. Desire to improve one's self
1. MUSCLES! (all types.. long and lean, construction guy, or huge bodybuilder superhero type, and everything in between)
2. Shaved heads
3. Tattoos
4. Facial hair/scruff (beards especially, if taken care of)
5. Body hair (not like monkey rugs or anything covering your whole body, but nice body hair).
Otherwise?
1. Intelligence
2. Crazy/open-minded sense of humor
3. Kindness
4. Discussion/debate ability
5. Desire to improve one's self