Wow, a new Apple product which we have practically no information about, and the legions of MacRumors retards have already decided it sucks, they won't be buying it, the entire line is going to bomb, and Apple is going to go bankrupt.
I really don't even know why Arn bothers to have discussion threads on new rumors, as they're almost ALWAYS the same, it's like reading a wacky mad lib.
OMG! (PRODUCT NAME) is the (NEGATIVE ADJECTIVE) thing yet! No (EXPECTED FEATURE)?! I WAS more than willing to shell out (ESTIMATED PRICE) for (PRODUCT NAME) before we found out it didn't have (EXPECTED FEATURE). I can't believe (ENDORSING CELEBRITY) would stand behind this (NEGATIVE ADJECTIVE) device! Apple is only going to sell (NUMBER LESS THAN 10) of these to the (NEGATIVE ADJECTIVE) users. I don't know who would buy a (ESTIMATED PRICE) (PRODUCT TYPE) anyway! There's no way they could even begin to compete with (COMPETING PRODUCT) without a (EXPECTED FEATURE) or (ADDITIONAL EXPECTED FEATURE)! What were you thinking, Steve? You're a/an (PERSONAL ATTACK)!
The flash iPod will sell just as well, if not better than the current line of iPods, with or without a screen. iPod is to MP3 players as Xerox is to copy machines, I already know people who aren't very savvy who refer to ANY mp3 player as an 'iPod' just like ANY copy machine is a 'Xerox' machine, even if it's not made by them. The flash iPods will allow trendy nearly-broke skateboarding Starbucks drinking wannabe yuppie junior-high-schoolers to get in the iPod club, they don't care if it has a screen.
...But, I don't want to rock the boat in this thread, so I'll go with the pack and say "OMG SCREW U APPL WAT R U TINKIN STEVE?!?! NO SCREEN?!?! WTF!!!! I CLICKED NEGATIVE TO THIS POS RUMOR! LIFE IS RANDOM?! MORE LIKE APPLE SUCKS."
Am I doing this right?