Full Transcript of Apple's 'Time Flies' Event With Apple Watch and iPad Updates

[rjohnstone]

Why are they still talking about the Watch?
We get it already.... no need for the hard sell.

 

[JackieTreehorn]

That dude doesn’t look fit, wears shoes my seven-year-old nephew wears, and sounds like he’s been on six packs of smoke for the past 10 years.

Really, Apple? Diversity has its limits

 

[OlliFlamme]

I got tired of the plastic world of this live event.

In Apple's video material everything is clean, all is so unnecessarily sterile...

Humans are no humans, houses are perfectly clean, kids are in harmony. All this makes me vomit. Beauty lies in imperfection, and there is zero of it in Apple's world.

I cannot grow any interest in Apple Watch, even if they would have a sensor that tells me which person near to me would be horny when seeing me....

 

[citysnaps]

Does it have a battery that lasts more than one day on a single charge....... ?

Contact Apple?

 

[MecPro]

turned off for now. Apple Watch cool but I’m more on the Swiss side of things.

 

[harriska2]

Workouts for a subscription of $10 a month ... guessing.

 

[itsmilo]

Oh look

You have the cable still lol..

or a MacBook to plug it in to charge. Oh wait! Nvm

 

[GIZBUG]

Apple Fitness finally, yes!

Another subscription service?

 

[H. Flower]

No power block for new users in name of environmentalism is incredible . 😂

 

[goonie4life9]

Now that Apple has removed the charger from the box, I can't wait to see the flood of threads about denied warranty coverage because Apple claims the person used a non-approved charger.

 

[Bazooka-joe]

No charger.....thats because "Just one more thing. Airpower. Yours for $299"

 

[Kobayagi]

This guy should quit smoking.

 

[iGeneo]

For me, and likely many others, it would be using one of the dozen+ USB chargers I have laying around.

This...

I don't think I use ANY of the Apple adapters with my any of my Apple Devices, not even MacBook

But of course, people have to complain about something

 

[Rogifan]

What do we think? $14.99 a month?

 

[dannyyankou]

Peloton stock falling

 

[tlnargi]

Another subscription service?

Ya is it extra cost?

YT has workouts for free.

 

[Mr iPod Touch]

No ecg on the SE?!?!??!!

"How to answer stupid questions for dummies"

 

[jetjaguar]

Peloton stock falling

doubt it

 

[decisions]

I know some people will find this boring, but I actually really support Apple's focus on health and fitness. Using technology to increase health as opposed to destroy it (as it often does when left unchecked) is a great move and one that will make want to support Apple in the long-term. Sedentary addiction is a reliable way to make money off of people using technology, but using technology to help keep in shape is more of gamble that, if successful, will actually benefit society.

 

[TheBeverage]

Drink every time they introduce a new subscription service. 😁

Are you trying to kill us?

 

[Theozz]

New game - take a drink every time they say "this year, we're taking [something] even further" or "this year, we're taking [something] to a whole new level."

I'm already drunk

 

[Psychicbob]

If they could bring out an AW that was powered by smugness then they might have a winner!

 

[citysnaps]

This...

I don't think I use ANY of the Apple adapters with my any of my Apple Devices, not even MacBook

But of course, people have to complain about something

For sure. It's the only way some are able to find happiness in their lives.

 

[justperry]

Yawn, I almost fall asleep.
Nothing special until now.

Fitness+, I'll give that a year or 2.

 

[smaffei]

No more USB adapter for the Apple Watch? That seemed like an important detail she quickly rushed past.

How do you charge the watch?

And they used the "environment" as their justification for giving you less. They act like you keep your old adapters. I sell mine with the old watch on eBay.