Full Transcript of Apple's 'Time Flies' Event With Apple Watch and iPad Updates

[LeoCastillo]

No one cares about the watch. Comon 14" macbook pro.
This event is just a big watch advertisment. Looks the same too me. Bring back steve jobs!

Thought it was clear this would be a Watch and iPad event. If you're looking for MacBook news, I'm afraid this keynote will disappoint you.

Leo

 

[Bluetoot-]

I know some people will find this boring, but I actually really support Apple's focus on health and fitness.

No, I agree, and I am at least interested in Fitness+, but I’m not sure an event was needed. Everything from this event thus far has been leaked.

 

[tgi]

I got tired of the plastic world of this live event.

In Apple's video material everything is clean, all is so unnecessarily sterile...

Humans are no humans, houses are perfectly clean, kids are in harmony. All this makes me vomit. Beauty lies in imperfection, and there is zero of it in Apple's world.

I cannot grow any interest in Apple Watch, even if they would have a sensor that tells me which person near to me would be horny when seeing me....

You have no interest in the Apple Watch, yet here you are watching the live stream and posting. Got it!

 

[naturalstar]

Apple One - the Ultimate Apple service

 

[Black Magic]

Ok this is dragging on too long. No iPhone announcement today. Probably the most boring event by Apple by far!

 

[Useless Touchbar]

Lot of these presenters are real creepy

 

[sakurarain]

Fitness+, a second News+

 

[Seanm87]

The way the Brits say it sounds even worse...AL LU minimum? lol

That’s the correct way to say it.

everything else has ium in it. Potassium, titanium etc

 

[puckhead193]

it seems like the just took over the nike fitness app

 

[mcdawg]

$80/year so you can do situps with Lizzo.

 

[itsmilo]

50 GB of storage in 2020? F off lol

 

[rjohnstone]

Bundling failed subscription products into Apple One... yeah that will boost the numbers.

 

[kasakka]

What the hell is the country limit on Fitness+? Like many of us don't speak English.

 

[Polaroid]

$30 for everything... not bad!

 

[jbachandouris]

Yeah, a total waste... until it tells you something's wrong with your heartbeat, then it will have saved your life.

I have the Apple watch 5 and I exercise and eat right, so that most likely won't ever happen.

 

[harriska2]

$30 a month. Yikes.

 

[JosepPont]

40 minutes of Apple watch

 

[sdwaltz]

Apple One seems like a pretty good deal, at least.

 

[applepie2100]

How long will it be before it become £7.99/month just to turn our iPhone on?

 

[budselectjr]

So apple 3

 

[Psychicbob]

Apple Fitness+ Guaranteed to keep your digital wallet fit, with constant opening and closing

 

[widestload]

Pity they don’t just do a One plan for news and music. I have no interest in the others. Oh well, I’ll keep my money then

 

[jbyun04]

LOL 50GB of iCloud

 

[derekamoss]

Netflix nominated with 34 Emmys with only 5 shows/film in the first year.... Just saying...

 

[Varox]

Apple Watch SE is an S6 with no ECG and o2?