"Roy Roy Roy...your really jarred something loose there tiger."
"You got anything to read, I gotta take a crap..........I've read this already, you got any new Mint-o-dent?"
"Roy, have you heard of new beginnings?"
"Yeah isn't that that new feminine wash?"
How about:
Roy's landlady to Roy: "What is it about good sex that makes me have to take a crap."
And Bill Murray was classic.