...and these don't include your PC collection?So, if I count correctly, that gives me:
2 68K Macs
42 PowerPC Macs
3 Intel Macs
As a PharmD working in a psych hospital, I deal with a lot of people suffering from various addictions, but I particularly deal with substance use disorders- "heroin junkies, meth heads, stoners, boozers" - every drug, every level of severity.
I'm telling you as a friend, you have a problem.
1. Do you lose time from work due to Apple Computers?
2. Are Apple Computers making your home life unhappy?
3. Do you use Apple Computers because you are shy with other people?
4. Are Apple Computers affecting your reputation?
5. Have you ever felt remorse after buying/using Apple Computers?
6. Have you gotten into financial difficulties as a result of your Apple Computers?
7. Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment when using Apple Computers?
8. Does Apple Computer use make you careless of your family’s welfare?
9. Has your ambition decreased since finding Apple Computers?
10. Do you crave Apple Computers at a definite time daily?
11. Do you want to buy/use Apple Computers the next morning?
12. Does your Apple Computer use cause you to have difficulties in sleeping?
13. Has your efficiency decreased since using Apple Computers?
14. Is your Apple Computers use jeopardizing your job or business?
15. Do you buy/use Apple Computers to escape from worries or troubles?
16. Do you use Apple Computers alone?
17. Have you ever had a complete loss of memory?
18. Has your physician ever treated you for Apple Computer use?
19. Do you drink or use/buy Apple Computers your self-confidence?
20. Have you ever been in a hospital or institution on account of Apple Computers?
If you answered “yes” to 3 questions, it suggests you probably have an Apple Computer problem. If you answered “yes” to 4-7 questions, it suggests you may be in an early stage of macoholism. If you answered “yes” to 7-10 questions, it suggests you may be in the second stage of macoholism. If you answered “yes” to more than 10 questions, it suggests you may be in end-stage macoholism.
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