Yes, thank you very much; nicely posted. Actually, I think that sums up my sentiment rather well....
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Girls game more? and prefer it over sex?
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Well, maybe this girl vs. Duke Nukem.
Warning, NSFW language http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno
Warning, NSFW language http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno
You would know how American man are in bed. Right?
There are a lot more American men outside of your grad school. Just a little exaggerated I think.
Cheers,
An American Man.
If we're trolling here..
They didn't cover spelling in your GRAD SCHOOL class?
When comparing two things we are to use 'THAN' and not 'THEN' as you did here, "..would probably do a better job at getting a girl off then that bunch."
That lesson was free - you're welcome.
I overheard a female conversation. The games are just a cover.
The girls have found apps that look like games, but they in fact activate the vibration mode in special ways tailored to the individual. The GPS is there to find the spot, the gyroscope to keep it at the spot, a proximity sensor so turn it off if they fall asleep, a microphone to whisper whatever it is they want to hear, and an antenna design so they don't hold it wrong.
Of course there are pictures of whoever they want to download so they can gaze dreamily at the screen. All of them say "I love you", "your body is perfect" or any of 100 time-tested phrases women want to hear in bed, selectable from an intuitive menu.
So far the only problems have been with battery life. For some girls this is not a problem, for others it dies just a second before it should. This has spurred more iPhone sales because many girls like to have a second phone ready to resume without interruption.
One of the problems is that if the phone rings while the app is hard at work, most girls answer it and yak and yak until the battery dies.
It has been more than obvious that girls like sex more than actual games, but like talking on cell phones more than sex. There are tests underway so that the screen lover "phones" and the girls can talk to their "lover" while having sex, thus combining their two most beloved activities. Also, science has shown that the ring itself introduces an extra excitement factor that is very interesting to many women, but they don't know if it is the unique vibration or just the thrill of getting a phone call and a chance to talk for an hour or two.
The girls have found apps that look like games, but they in fact activate the vibration mode in special ways tailored to the individual. The GPS is there to find the spot, the gyroscope to keep it at the spot, a proximity sensor so turn it off if they fall asleep, a microphone to whisper whatever it is they want to hear, and an antenna design so they don't hold it wrong.
Of course there are pictures of whoever they want to download so they can gaze dreamily at the screen. All of them say "I love you", "your body is perfect" or any of 100 time-tested phrases women want to hear in bed, selectable from an intuitive menu.
So far the only problems have been with battery life. For some girls this is not a problem, for others it dies just a second before it should. This has spurred more iPhone sales because many girls like to have a second phone ready to resume without interruption.
One of the problems is that if the phone rings while the app is hard at work, most girls answer it and yak and yak until the battery dies.
It has been more than obvious that girls like sex more than actual games, but like talking on cell phones more than sex. There are tests underway so that the screen lover "phones" and the girls can talk to their "lover" while having sex, thus combining their two most beloved activities. Also, science has shown that the ring itself introduces an extra excitement factor that is very interesting to many women, but they don't know if it is the unique vibration or just the thrill of getting a phone call and a chance to talk for an hour or two.
LOL. I really must have hit a nerve there.Must be quite some self doubt there to provoke that level of a reaction.
What's your purpose here, again?
And..you think you're some psychological, master manipulator?
Get another hobby - that's pathetic, really.
To all others: I apologize and I am done feeding the troll, I swear.
My girlfriend and I play World of Sexcraft together. We each have avatars of the perfect bodies, pulsating with desire and dripping sex appeal. About a month ago we turned our computers so that they face each other and block our view of the other person; our monstrous, sore-ridden cheeto dusted bodies too disgusting to behold any longer. Last night my ensorcelled elf prince was fellated by her nubile pixie for six hours, each stroke deftly controlled by her sweaty, pale, floppy hands as drool escaped her swollen lips.
We each gained 1567 exp.
We each gained 1567 exp.
My purpose, to LOL while you get all riled up.
That's a waste of your obvious intellect.
You can do better with your time than to "toy" with us lesser beings.