Glass Half Empty or Glass Half Full

[iBlue]

i prefer pitchers. (and several glasses)

 

[joepunk]

Gary Larson's 4 personality types are

1. "The glass is half-full."
2. "The glass is half-empty."
3. "Uh.. half-full, uh.. half-empty, uhh... half....?"
4. "What the hell is this? I ordered a cheeseburger!"

 

[gekko513]

I also have issues with "Hello pot, this is kettle", because neither a pot nor a kettle is black in my world. They are shiny metal grey. Frying pans are black.

 

[OutThere]

Maybe my theory is half baked.

I think the real question here is:

Half baked or half raw?

 

[Jaffa Cake]

Half-full or half-empty? Doesn't matter – the fact is you've only got half a glass there. Down it and get another round in, there's a good fellow.

 

[cycocelica]

Half empty or half full I am still finishing the damn liquid.

 

[vniow]

Half full. Just enough to drown in.