The more I read about this thing, the less I want one. The endless messages my iPhone pops up are bad enough. Can you imagine getting this sort of thing each day?
Hello. It appears you are in or near a restaurant. You should stop eating, you are obese.
Hello. I predict you are about to have heart attack.
Hello. You have entered 60 minutes of swimming exercise this afternoon but my location records show you have been to a pub 4.7 miles from the nearest swimming pool. This message has been sent to all your iOS devices, including your wife's.
Hello Barman. It appears Tom has just asked you for an alcoholic beverage. I do not think you should serve this man. He is 3 alcohol units above his weekly total.
Hello. It appears you need an insulin injection. I think.
Hello. You have been in the pub and movements of your body suggest you may be driving. As you did not tick the "do not grass me up box" this information and your location have been sent to the police.
Hello. It appears you are running. Here are three sports shops near you now.
Hello. Are you in a restaurant? Computing your requirements... You should order lettuce soup, half a cucumber, a cup of lavender tea and, as a treat, 0.0435 g of dark chocolate. Enjoy your meal.
Hello. During your meal you have moved your hand towards your mouth four times. You have either left some food or are putting too much on your fork. Did you know this can lead to an average lifespan reduction of 0.000000687676 days?
No thank you. Not for me.