Goat Simulator is the greatest game any of us will ever play. It doesn't get any better than this. It will never get any better than this. Your life up to this point has been a lie, and Goat Simulator is the spotlight of truth exposing said lie. All will be laid bare before Goat Simulator. So what's Goat Simulator about? As you're all aware, goats are all horrible bastards that revel in wanton destruction of personal property. And dangerous stunts. Never forget dangerous stunts. Goats are the best at it, rivaling even Eval Knievel for pure audacity and spectacle. This is a game that lets you do the bastardly things goats are known for. It is Goat Simulator. It simulates goats.