Windows Goat Simulator.

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  1. Renzatic Suspended

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    Goat Simulator is the greatest game any of us will ever play. It doesn't get any better than this. It will never get any better than this. Your life up to this point has been a lie, and Goat Simulator is the spotlight of truth exposing said lie. All will be laid bare before Goat Simulator.

    So what's Goat Simulator about? As you're all aware, goats are all horrible bastards that revel in wanton destruction of personal property. And dangerous stunts. Never forget dangerous stunts. Goats are the best at it, rivaling even Eval Knievel for pure audacity and spectacle.

    This is a game that lets you do the bastardly things goats are known for.

    It is Goat Simulator.



    It simulates goats.
     
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    Don't be too suspicious. There are people out there playing the game as we speak.

    ...the lucky bastards. :mad:
     
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    I love the fact that the trailer parodies the amazing Dead Island trailer.
     
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    I noticed that, too. Clever.
     
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    so... I'm guessing this is some weird joke?

    Then again, I've played some weird games in my time.
     
  10. old-mac-man macrumors regular

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    It appear to be on sale on Steam for Windows.

    :eek:
     
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    I watched a preview for it last night and it was 9.99. was that the sale price?
     
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    You and me both.
     
  14. DaveNinja macrumors 6502

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    for a buck or two it might be kind of fun but for 10 bucks, i can get a real game i havent played yet
     
  15. exizeo macrumors regular

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    Already seen this.

    Look at it this way - Minecraft is an immensely fun sandbox game that many people love. It's filled with cubes.

    No reason this game can't be equally fun. For heck's sake, you're roaming the streets as a goat. What other game lets you be a goat and destroy things?
     
  16. DaveNinja macrumors 6502

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    so the game has you controlling the goat and you get to break stuff just to see what happens?
     
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    Thought it was an April fools too, but games looks hysterical.
    But doubtful longevity
     
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    Can the goat die like being run over by a bus, and is there a penalty? If not, I don't see longevity either.
     
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    You might think you do, but you don't. Nothing is better than Goat Simulator.

    ...nothing.
     
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    When does Donkey Simulator come out? Will there be a Mac version?
     

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