Lipshitz - Leave your children a legacy
Smith - You'll never stand out again, make sure to buy the glasses with the nose and mustache
Hyman - Careful, don't break it
Beaver - A fine name if your first name isn't Harry
Morehead - You may find trouble dating though...
Knipl - Again, if your name is Harry, not an option
Amigone - stay away from funeral homes though
Treworgy - kinda freaky, might work
Handwerker - Make sure to use the non-tanning Jergins
Woodcock - Nah, Billy Bob Thornton ruined it for us all
Hmmm, Maybe your last name isn't that bad after all...
I had friends whose last name was Johnson. They named their son Harry. Not funny.. poor guy
I'm also thinking no to any James Bond Villainess name. Galore, Goodhead, etc etc are Also not options.