You mean to say you dont regularly apply fire to your phone's screen?I appreciate the tests with regards to my “need to know more about random stuff” brain, but at the same time, I have to question how a normal user would encounter situations like some of the tests unless they were completely clueless or careless.
I get that its more 'entertainment' focused but with even a slight bit more effort he could at least put some real numbers behind the bend test. Otherwise the scratch test is imo the only one that holds any worth.